I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I thought the ‘karst landform’ incident would become the lowest time of my life (too late for regrets). Who knew the whole incident would be easily avoided after one sentence from the class leader.

By the way, she was not talking to me.

The class leader said to Shu Zhe: “There’s too much popcorn, why don’t you help us eat some? I’ll help you get some, okay?”

Shu Zhe replied: “No thanks! I don’t like popcorn. Even if I did want any, I’ll get it myself!”

In order to prove himself, or to prove he is not a child. He stood up and reached over his sister’s shoulders to show he can reach the popcorn on my lap.

I immediately turned soft.

Although I cannot be definite if I wanted my filthy pillar to be touched by the class leader or Xiao Qin, there is one thing I am sure of: I do not want it touched by a male! If it occurs, then Tang BoHu and Chu LiuXiang would not be the only homos in this theater!

After that marvelous five minute battle, the movie returned to its insipid plot. The inattentiveness of the filming was obvious, one scene even showed a sign that was posted on a telephone pole that read ‘Chinese medicine for STDs’.

Shu Zhe could not help but complain: “If I knew it was this boring, I would have rather stayed at home and slept!”

Maybe it was because Xiao Qin’s mother was involved in this film, so out of respect, the class leader falsely indicated the movie was not as bad as what her brother said. At the same time, she sent me a meaningful glance.

“Ye Lin, that battle was pretty good, right?”

Oh, did she need my support in order to encourage Xiao Qin?

The surrounding was still as dark as before. Xiao Qin had not said a word in a while, nor has she reached over for popcorn. Although she was still hugging my arm, she never raised her head to look at the screen.

Did she receive a psychological blow and became depressed because of her mother’s crappy movie?

“Xiao Qin, you…”

“Zzz…”

“Xiao Qin?”

“Zzzzzz…. Zzzzzz…..”

After listening carefully, Xiao Qin made long breathing sounds. Wait, aren’t these sounds only made by people who are having sweet dreams!?

Did she fucking fall asleep!?

The class leader and I were worrying that you would be depressed, so we were trying to comfort you, but you fell asleep because the movie was too boring? Can you even face us? Can you even face Auntie Ren who put hard effort into this film?

At this moment, this crap movie finally came to an end.

Some of the audience members that were leaving, shook their head while sighing, while some others cursed loudly. However, the majority were spiritless and walked like zombies.

I pulled my arm away from Xiao Qin immediately when the lights came on because I was afraid the class leader would see.

No, it was not only the class leader. I did not want anyone I know to see.

Xiao Qin still slept soundly without my arm, and her whole body was sliding off her chair. Her sleeping posture was terrible, it was like a frog sleeping with its belly facing the sky.

So you finally show your true colors, eh?

How does your sleeping posture look like a girl at all? You are clearly like the Little Tyrant from my memories! If you were wearing a vest and shorts instead of a dress, would you reveal your white belly in your sleep like the past?

Eh? Why are you unconsciously trying to lift your vest in your sleep? Stop lifting! That is not a vest! Are you trying to show off your underwear to the zombie members, and the class leader and her brother?

The class leader squeezed past in front of me in a hurry before I could take action.

Using the word ‘squeeze’ was extremely suitable for the situation. Once I stood up from my seat, there was only a small amount of space for someone to pass. In order to stop Xiao Qin from revealing herself, the class leader had to be tightly pressed against me in order to ‘squeeze’ past me.

I was not sure if it was in order to avoid awkwardness or for other reasons, but the class leader did not face me, and she squeezed past me with her back against me.

It happened very quickly. Other than making my nose tickle with her hair, I felt her butt that was tightly wrapped in jeans.

It was not intentional! I would definitely not act like a pervert! You were the one who had to squeeze by!

Also, Shu Zhe, what the fuck are you laughing at! I just took advantage of your sister! —— Are you still planning on me becoming your sister’s boyfriend, so you can intimidate others at school?

I was not sure what the class leader thought about her butt touching me, but she grabbed Xiao Qin’s hand before she lifted her skirt and she shook her shoulder.

“Wake up! Wake up! The movie’s over!”

Xiao Qin smacked her lips and licked the remaining popcorn on her lips, but she had no intention of waking up.

Not only was this the case, she even forgot to hide her strength in her sleep. With a flick of her wrist, she grabbed the class leader’s arm and put it in an uncomfortable position.

The class leader was worthy of having an ambition of becoming a criminal police officer. She did not panic, and she stuck out one hand to tickle Xiao Qin.

“Hahahahaha ——” Xiao Qin was startled from her sleep and she almost had tears come out. She naturally let go of the class leader’s arm.

The class leader sat up straight while pleased with herself and she looked down on Xiao Qin from above. Her eyes contained a difficult to explain pride.

Xiao Qin’s laughter caused the zombie audience members to look back one after another. They were definitely thinking: How bad is her sense of humor? She can laugh at such a shit film? Is she a planted audience member?

Actually, based on her identity, she would definitely seem like a planted audience member.

Xiao Qin, who just woke up, rubbed her eyes and suddenly screamed: “My balloon!!”

The class leader made a helpless expression. Then she bent down to untie the balloon and handed it over to Xiao Qin.

Thus, Xiao Qin wore her sunhat and held her balloon. She was like a kid on an excursion who was being led around by their parents.

I always felt the class leader was more suited to be a kindergarten teacher rather than a criminal police.

At least it is more safe, right?

The sun was still shining brightly at 4 pm, and there was a lot of noise from the heavy traffic.

Xiao Qin and the class leader walked in front while Shu Zhe and I followed behind. It seems like everyone had their energy sapped by the boring movie and also the blistering heat.

Xiao Qin wanted to walk next to me, but after she saw my scowling face, she understood she could not make any intimate actions in front of everyone. Her disappointment was as clear as day, and even the balloon in her hand seemed to be in low spirits.

The class leader thought Xiao Qin was in a bad mood because of her mother’s movie, so she consoled her for quite a while. She even said overused phrases like ‘failure leads to success’.

Shu Zhe deliberately maintained some distance from the girls in front of us, and he asked me quietly:

“Brother Ye Lin, did you really get together with your childhood friend?”

I obviously knew he was referring to Xiao Qin. It proved that he definitely had multiple previous girlfriends.

“What? You have any complaints?”

I was not afraid of Shu Zhe learning about me and Xiao Qin. I can still use the fact that he had a secret girlfriend against him.

Shu Zhe had an expression as if to say it was not worth it: “Sis Xiao Qin’s personality is a bit strange. She actually…”

Then he blushed. Perhaps he was recalling the time when Xiao Qin was rubbing his breasts.

“…. In short, she’s not as pretty as my sister nor is she as tall as my sister. What do you even like about her!”

He continued to mumble.

“Kids shouldn’t get in the way of adults!”

Although I was only older by one year, it felt good to flaunt my seniority.

I suddenly remembered that I was planning to pop the balloon when I saw the hovering balloon.

But after Shu Zhe bad mouthed Xiao Qin, I felt it would make Shu Zhe too cocky if I went over to pop the balloon.

Why should I go and pop the balloon after you bad mouth Xiao Qin? It would make me seem like I am under your control!

Hmph, she can keep that cheap balloon if she wants!

On Monday at school, everyone received an unexpected piece of good news: The school now allowed students to bring cellphones.

This achievement was surprisingly accredited to the quiet Gong CaiCai.