I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Someone wrote a sentence on the back of the chair in messy handwriting. It was not easy to read, and I slowly read the words in front of me: “I wish all couples…”

I naturally believed the following words would be ‘will become happy’. I felt a bit touched and comforted that a person would leave congratulatory words for strangers in this cold and detached world.

I did not expect the full sentence to be “I wish all couples are long-lost siblings”!

Damn, so it was not a blessing but a curse! Which loser came here alone and wrote this curse from the bottom of his heart!? Did it remain here because it was written with an invisible highlighter, and the workers did not notice it?

The sentence was very clear in the dark, and all five of us saw it.

Eunuch Cao leaned up from behind me, laughed in my ear and said: “Master, biological siblings isn’t that bad! It might feel great playing around!”

Xiao Qin grabbed onto my left arm to alleviate her nervousness when she became aware there was a man behind her as well. Maybe it was because Eunuch Cao was in the row behind us, and Xiao Qin cannot see him without turning around, so she felt a bit better.

“Who said you can hug my arms? Everyone around us are all acquaintances!” I interrogated Xiao Qin in a quiet voice. Even though I was well aware that it was to resist against her androphobia, she would definitely take advantage of me if I compromised.

Xiao Qin’s face looked a bit pitiful in the dark, yet her voice was stubborn.

“Didn’t you say that I could be your secret girlfriend as long as no one we know finds out! Who would realize that I’m hugging onto your arm in the dark? Let me hold it for a while~~~”

“Hmph, whatever. Just remember, if someone finds out, you’re done!”

I ruthlessly threatened her.

“Okay, I’ll be extra careful!”

Xiao Qin happily agreed. She hugged my left arm even tighter, and it was almost pressed against her breasts.

By the way, summer clothing for girls sure are thin. Although your elbows are not that sensitive, what is this soft jello-like feeling! Is it your meat buns? It seems like it has grown a bit bigger in these past days, is that why you are itching to flaunt it to me?

Fuck, don’t rub back and forth while holding my arm! People would find out even if you minimize the range of motion! Is this what you think couples do in the dark when they come to the movies? Luckily, I told other people to come with us! Otherwise, I would not be able to keep my chastity!

My left arm felt extremely uncomfortable with the rubbing, and I wanted to grab something to vent my anger. I randomly grabbed onto something, who knew it was Xiao Qin’s skirt.

Xiao Qin’s body immediately froze, and she also stopped rubbing me with her breasts.

Even if I cannot see clearly in the dark, I could still feel the heat radiating off her reddened face on my skin.

Are you afraid? I found out from long ago that you are strong in appearance but weak in reality. You always have a dirty mouth and act vulgar, and if I act embarrassed, you would intensify your attack. However, if I counterattack, you would become scared, right?

But, I did not intentionally grab your skirt!

Although Xiao Qin was embarrassed, she did not have any intention to resist. She closed her eyes and it was like she was offering her life.

What does it mean? Are you tacitly agreeing? Are you not going to resist even if I stick my hands in your skirt? Eh? You even parted your legs a bit! This is like the plot of a H manga!

Who do you think I am! Do you think I would indecently assault you in a public place, surrounded by the class leader and other classmates?

Stop joking around! Do you think I would be seduced by your body and fall into an inescapable hell? Also, hawk-eyes Shu Sha is sitting to my right. Even though I am not sure about her night-vision capabilities, but there is a high chance she would discover what I am doing! I do not want the rumor of ‘Ye Lin is a shameless pervert’ to spread through the school by the class leader!

After a series of complicated mental battles, I released Xiao Qin’s skirt.

Xiao Qin felt the wind of her skirt falling, and she slowly opened her eyes.

She breathed a sigh of relief, but also looked at me with disappointment. She said to me in a whisper: “If it’s Ye Lin classmate, you can do whatever you want to me. It’s the girlfriend’s responsibility to let the boyfriend feel wherever…”

Who told you that! It’s probably Chen YingRan! It’s definitely that female pervert school doctor, Chen YingRan! If it is the girlfriend’s responsibility to let the boyfriend feel her, then what is the boyfriend’s responsibility? Just to move his hands up and down? What a clear division of labor! Are you guys rubbing around to create enough static electricity to replace a hydroelectric power plant with your pollution-free and all-natural energy?

When Xiao Qin and I were quietly whispering, the class leader took out a tissue from her bag and started to wipe the words written on the back of the seat.

“Unbelievable, how can you vandalize a public place? I can’t believe the people who he came with didn’t even stop him.” The class leader said to herself.

Are you dumb! If he came with someone, then he would not write this curse! He definitely wrote these words from the bottom of his heart as he was crying tears of blood from listening to the flirting couples around him!

Commercials started to play on the big screen. Shu Zhe was still using his phone in the dark.

“Hmph, the person who wrote that definitely does not have an older or younger sister.” Although Shu Zhe did not raise his head, he still glanced at it quickly and said with contempt: “Even if they were separated for 10 or 20 years, people won’t fall in love with their siblings. Even mice know to prevent familial bonds, are people more stupid than mice? The authors who promote sibling love are all daydreaming, or just plain perverted!”

Even though he did not say it, his words indicate that he still harbors some discontent towards his sister. He probably feels that his sister is a hindrance who gets in the way of his romantic relationships.

The class leader could not understand what caused her brother’s attitude, so she could only believe that he had entered his rebellious stage.

The words ‘Tang Bo Hu Da Zhan Chu Liu Xiang’ appeared on the large screen, and many audience members quieted down.

The opening was not that long. The most eye-catching names were the director, the lead actor, and Auntie Ren’s name as the martial arts director.

However, I felt it was more of a shame play for Auntie Ren’s name to be signed on this crap film. I could not endure it anymore and covered my eyes.

At this moment, Eunuch Cao whispered to me: “Master, did you realize the class leader and her brother look alike?”

I unconsciously looked to my right. The class leader and Shu Zhe were wearing identical clothes. You cannot really differentiate between short or long hair in the dark. The light from the big screen shone on their faces, and their skin was equally white and smooth. Their similarity would increase if Shu Zhe opened his listless eyes wider.

Nonetheless, the similarities between the two siblings did not bring back good memories. I distinctly remember almost rubbing one out with the photo of Shu Zhe pretending to be his sister. I almost blew my top off the time I caught Shu Zhe taking a selfie.

I pretended I was disinterested in Eunuch Cao’s question, “So what if they’re a bit similar?”

Eunuch Cao made a sinister smile, “What a shame! I’ve trained for many years under master, but I’ve only recently discovered the unpolished gem that is the class leader’s brother! With only a bit of polish, he will have wonderful uses!”

I vaguely felt uncomfortable, “What kinds of uses?”

Eunuch Cao was still criticizing himself: “I can’t believe I found out so late. I feel ashamed as a son and as a man!”

Fuck! Why would you feel inferior for not discovering Shu Zhe’s potential as a cross-dresser? Is it to the point where you should apologize to your ancestors? Usually, you do so many vile acts, but I have never seen you embarrassed. I thought that you had no sense of shame! Or, do failures feel ashamed when they are not big enough of a failure?

That said, your dad, Director Cao, is definitely a grade A failure. It would not be wrong to say you feel ashamed as a son.

“What do you have in your bag?” I raised my vigilance.

“Shhh, quiet down. It’s only a few tools to shoot a movie…”

What kinds of tools? Tools to shoot an A film? You are deranged! I cannot believe you brought those things to a movie theater! Also, don’t tell me you bought it from our store!?

“Relax, why would I cause harm to my master? A tool to shoot an A film can also be a wig…”

Wig? Why did you bring a wig? What else do you have in your bag? Don’t tell me that since you can’t achieve your desires with the class leader, you are planning to switch to her brother?

Eunuch Cao, do you have no shame as a man?! You have already become a major loss even worse than Director Cao!

I felt Shu Zhe might have a bad day today.

However, when I see him ignoring his sister and only focusing on his phone, I don’t really want to help him.

In addition, it is obvious that Eunuch Cao has low battle power. Shu Zhe is also weak and unaccustomed to physical work.

Eunuch Cao might not have enough strength to force Shu Zhe to do anything. Or would he use illegal drugs or hire someone to do the work for him?

But, what does it have to do with me? I should just watch the martial arts fighting in this crap film while eating my popcorn.