Chapter 107 – Rowdy Morning
It was completely different than the washed panties that Shu Zhe stole. The bra was just taken off the class leader’s body. Since it was kept under the pillow, it still retained a bit of warmth.
If the panty thief or Eunuch Cao got their hands on this, they would probably wear it on their heads and scream for victory.
How dirty! How can you be as happy as King Arthur when he obtained the Holy Grail! If you thought about it carefully, it’s only a piece of clothing, probably equivalent to a man’s vest?
But, I wouldn’t be honest if I said I had zero interest.
Wasn’t the bra called ‘obscene clothing’ in ancient China? It was something like a bib.
When I was watching ‘The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants‘ as a child, I never understood why a bib was called ‘obscene clothing’.
Now I suddenly realized: It’s definitely obscene and indecent when I’m playing with the class leader’s bra.
Maybe, because it was the middle of the night, I was nervous, my brain was lacking oxygen, the impending smog, or other such reasons, I actually put the bra up to my nose and took a deep breath.
Ah! How perverted! How could I do something like this! Was the charm of a fresh bra irresistible?
There wasn’t actually any strong smells. Eunuch Cao once told me about his experience: Only girls who were breastfeeding will have bras that smell like breast milk (God knows where he went to find his specimen).
When I held the bra in my hands, it was extremely soft and light. Only if you carefully used your scent of smell, you can sense a faintly discernible scent of a young girl.
The correct saying should be saying it’s like an orchid. Under the bask of the warm spring sun, a slender and elegant orchid.
If you thought about it from a not serious perspective, the bra was actually pretty similar to a face mask.
I’ve heard that a foreign lady invented a bra that could filter poison gas to respond to terrorist attacks. As long as there were air contaminants, any female who was wearing this bra, could pull it out of their bosoms and use it to cover their face.
The best part about the bra was that it was separable. It could be split in two, which meant that one bra could save two lives.
Once after class when I was discussing this with Eunuch Cao because I was bored, he really supported this amazing invention. He said the government should distribute it and regulate that all females must wear these bras, including female students.
That way if something like the Tokyo subway sarin attack occurred, we could openly borrow the bras of our female class mates.
Of course, even if that became a reality, I doubt there would be any girls that would lend their bras to Eunuch Cao. In the end, he would still die with grievances.
Following along with this wretched scenario, there are more boys than there are girls in our class. That means there would definitely be people who would not receive a bra mask, would the boys start fighting over it? Wouldn’t the girls give half of their bra to the ones they like first?
If it was a fight, there’s no one in our class that could beat me. But, it’s kind of vulgar setting a bra as the victory prize.
I still kinda hope that someone would willingly give one to me.
If the class leader was wearing this type of bra, would she give half to me?
Normally speaking, wouldn’t I first think of my seat neighbor, Xiao Qin? But would her bra be too small for my face?
The class leader’s size fit me perfectly.
That’s right, I’m currently trying on the class leader’s bra by putting one half on my face. Just in case there’s a biochemical attack in the future where my life would be in danger if I don’t know how to wear it quickly.
It seems like I have no more right to pursue the panty thief.
I blame the female hormones that the class leader left behind in her bra.
I felt hot from head to toe and my breathing was rushed.
I kind of wanted to use the class leader’s bra for even more vulgar acts.
My heart started to itch.
No! I can’t do that! If you do something like that, you can’t return! You’ll slowly degrade into a hopeless pervert!
Calm down! Calm down! Think of something to calm down!
Amitabha Buddha chants and Sister Feng are no longer sufficient! Right, I’ll think of that Gong Linna that sang ‘The Golden Cudgel‘ . That’ll definitely extinguish these wicked thoughts.
I leapt off my bed and started doing high speed pushups while humming the lyrics to ‘The Golden Cudgel’.
50, 51, 52……60
My body was still stiff in certain places.
A few times, my movements were too wide and almost hurt my own golden cudgel.
Ah, I’m so perverted, I raped the carpet in Auntie Ren’s room….
100, 101, 102……200!
Finally, when Gong Linna raised the cudgel, I slowly calmed down and returned to the bed with sore and swollen arms.
I placed the class leader’s bra back under the pillow and vowed to not touch it again, otherwise I would have nightmares of Gong Linna and Sister Feng singing me a duet.
The next morning I woke up early (a habit from my morning runs) and quickly tidied up the bed, especially the pillow.
I have to make it so it seems like I never discovered the bra. Hopefully, when the class leader comes to find her bra, she won’t find anything suspicious.
I glanced at my watch, 6:50, the two girls still haven’t woken up.
I can expect Xiao Qin to laze in bed on the weekends, but doesn’t the class leader get up early every day? She has to prepare food for her brother, finish her unfinished homework, do some volunteer work at the pet hospital… there probably wouldn’t be enough time in a day if she didn’t wake up early.
I stood in the living room and did a quick scan, I realized Xiao Qin’s bedroom door was wide open. there was no one inside, only an empty bed.
The guest room’s door was still tightly shut.
As expected, after I swapped rooms with the class leader, Xiao Qin sneaked into the guest room. I didn’t really hear her make any sounds.
I’m guessing Xiao Qin probably quietly crawled into the class leader’s bed (she assumed it was my bed) in the middle of the night. She probably wanted to wait until the class leader to discover us the next morning to show off our relationship.
Because it was dark, she didn’t realize that she was sleeping with the class leader. She was probably worried that she would be chased out if she woke me up, so she quietly hid and eventually fell asleep.
In summary, there are two girls sleeping on the guest bed who has no clue what’s going on after they wake up.
Although I’ve never seen Xiao Qin’s sleeping posture, when I saw her lying on the grass slopes behind the ship yard, she slept like a starfish.
That time, I wanted to quietly attack her in her sleep, but she suddenly laughed in her sleep, flipped up and kicked my in my kneecaps without any warning causing me to cry out in pain.
The Little Tyrant who was woken up, grinned evilly while she pushed me down when I was trying to escape. She pushed my face into the ground while grabbing one of my legs and dragged me down the slope, forcing me to eat grass and dirt.
That’s right, the ‘lawn mower’ technique that I used on peaked cap guy was inspired by the Little Tyrant.
From this, it can be seen that Xiao Qin has a terrible sleeping posture.
Even if she worked hard to become a girl in these past three years, she still left some traces of the past.
I’m assuming at this moment, she’s probably in deep sleep and completely forgot to hide herself. She probably started flipping around and maybe she’s already hugging the class leader?
When I came out of the washroom after washing up, I heard a scream come form the guest room:
“Why is it you!? Where did you hide Ye Lin classmate!?”
It was Xiao Qin’s voice. I really wanted to see her flustered and exasperated expression.
“Xiao Qin? You… when did you come in? …. Why are you dressed like that!”
Based on the class leader’s question, it seems Xiao Qin’s attire was weird even in the eyes of a girl.
“Ye Lin classmate likes it this way! But why are you wearing the same underwear as me!?”
“Don’t, don’t lift my pajamas! What are you looking for? I can’t hide anything in my pajamas!”
“Don’t change the topic! Why is your underwear the same as mine! Did someone give them to you? Take it off and let me have a look!”
“Stop! It’s going to rip! I bought a set at the supermarket when it was on sale! It’s not strange if you have one either!”
“No! There should only be one pair of these underwear on earth! Take yours off!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH——!!”
Shu Sha made a high pitched scream, it made my blood vessels burst.
I didn’t dare to imagine the scene of Xiao Qin forcibly removing the class leader’s underwear.
“Hahahahahahaha, ahahahaha!!!”
Suddenly, someone started laughing uncontrollably.
I could immediately tell that it was only Xiao Qin who had that creepy laugh.
“Stop, stop tickling me! Class leader, I’m ticklish! Stop tickling me! Haha, ahahahaha——”
Has she started laughing to the extent of tears?
The two girls wrestled together, it seems one of them rode on top of the other and the mattress made a muffled sound.
It seems like the class leader found Xiao QIn’s weakness and started attacking viciously.
“Pranks, eh! It seems like you love pranks! If I don’t teach you a lesson, you won’t know who’s the older sister!”
“Ahahahahaha~~~No more…let me breathe! I give! Can’t take it anymore…”
“I used to think you were frail and sickly, so I always let you have your way, but it seems like that was unnecessary! You already completely recovered!”
“I… I haven’t recovered! If I don’t pay attention, it would relapse! Ah~haha~please stop tickling! I can’t take it anymore! I’m gonna die! Save me!”
“Say you won’t play anymore pranks! That you won’t use remote controlled mouse to scare me again!”
“Eh? I don’t have a remote controlled mouse? Ah~~~~No! I promise! I promise!”
After a series of fight sounds, the guest room gradually calmed down.
After ten or more minutes, the two girls walked out one after the other.