I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

An Lin’s eyes stung and watered as he looked down at the horrendous trial tribulation taking place below him.

Why the f*ck were these two making out instead of focusing on resisting the tribulation lightning?!

The forty-eighth bolt of black lightning was beginning to take shape.

Darkness robbed the world of all its light as an extremely fearsome bolt of black lightning struck Adam’s head.

The devastating power of the lightning flowed through his body before spreading to Eve’s body via his arms and their connected lips, and they began to tremble as they kissed.

An Lin’s face darkened even further upon seeing this. Was it fun to transcend tribulations in this manner?

Unfortunately, the bolt of black lightning didn’t blast Adam and Eve to death. Instead, they tightened their embrace, and a more powerful aura burst forth from their bodies. Their joint domain of gold and blue slowly transformed into an inky black, which seemed to be imbued with the power of despair and annihilation.

Adam and Eve still both had their eyes closed and their lips connected, as if they were a couple of lovers enjoying the final minutes of their lives together.

They ignored the surging divine lightning and disregarded life and death.

That’s right, no matter how fearsome the heavenly tribulation and no matter how inevitable death was, nothing could stand in the way of their love.

Nothing could stop them from showing off their love, not even death! They would rather die and be immortalized in this passionate embrace!!

Boom!

A bolt of white lightning pierced through the darkness, as if the very heavens was venting its rage, and the lightning punctured the inky-black domain before striking Eve.

Devastating power instantly engulfed Eve and Adam, and a brilliant white light exploded forth. The two of them were still caught in a tight embrace as they endured the ninety-sixth bolt of tribulation lightning together…

They still hadn’t died!

However, they were both on the brink of death, and An Lin could see that they had both reached their limits. They didn’t even have the energy to kiss anymore, yet they continued to hold on to one another with all their strength as they stared into each others’ eyes with passion.

The forty-ninth bolts of divine lightning were the most powerful ones, and it appeared that there was no way they could withstand such fearsome power with their bodies, which had already reached their breaking points.

Rumble…

A bolt of monstrous black lightning began to appear in the sky overhead. It wasn’t dazzling to look at, but it gave onlookers a sense of annihilation. The bolt of black divine lightning didn’t immediately fall. Instead, a bolt of scintillating white lightning pierced through the sky before crashing into the bolt of black divine lightning.

Crackle… Zap zap zap…

The two completely different types of lightning began to slowly fuse together before transforming into a bolt of black-and-white lightning. All the lightning clouds were immediately parted by the devastating power of the bolt of lightning.

The monstrous power sent gale-force winds sweeping out toward all directions within a radius of several kilometers while threatening to blow Adam and Eve away in the process.

An Lin looked up at the final bolt of tribulation lightning with a grave expression as his mind scrambled for a way to remedy the situation.

This bolt of divine lightning was far more powerful than any of the previous bolts of lightning, and Adam and Eve were surely going to be blasted to their deaths!

“Little Na, can you cast a blessing on them to heal them as well as to bolster their defensive abilities?” An Lin asked in a light voice.

A soft voice sounded in response, “I can’t do that, Giant An Lin. If I interfere in any way, it’s only going to make the heavenly tribulation more formidable, and the increase in power will outweigh the effects of my blessing. The best way is to let them endure it on their own.”

“But they’re going to die!” An Lin was getting a little distressed.

If there was no other way, then he was thinking that he could use his Lightning Manipulation Technique to redirect the lightning toward himself. Although this wouldn’t resolve the problem at its core, it would buy him some time to think of something else.

“There’s no need to be so anxious.” Tina said with a carefree voice, “Look at their domain and see if you notice some changes?”

An Lin turned to look down at their joint domain to find that it had become an even more inky black.

A white light then began to appear within the domain as if it were the first ray of light piercing through chaos, and it began to expand before quickly transforming the domain into a black-and-white one.

The black lightning and the white lightning fused as they clashed before reaching an equilibrium.

Heaven and earth tremored violently as a purple mist rose before enveloping Adam and Eve.

The image of a yin-yang began to appear from their domain before rising slowly into the sky.

In the sky above, the final bolt of divine lightning fell with a devastating might, as if it were the sword of divine punishment that was going to slice apart heaven and earth, leaving a trail of spatial rifts in its wake.

The two people that were embracing each other under the bolt of lightning appeared so tiny and insignificant, as if they were going to collapse at any time.

Boom!

Lightning exploded as scintillating light lit up the world.

A deafening clap of thunder erupted, and the air within a radius of close to ten kilometers trembled violently.

The entire heaven and earth tremored under the force of the bolt of lightning.

An Lin’s eyes widened in shock as he stared at the scenes unfolding before his eyes.

In the end, that monstrous bolt of lightning was kept at bay by the yin-yang image!

Not only that, but the mountainous power within the bolt of lightning was slowly being absorbed into the yin-yang image. In the process, the yin-yang image was slowly becoming more vibrant, and it felt as if one could glean from it nothingness and creation as well as life and death.

What kind of domain was this? It was way too bad*ss!

Rumble…

Thunder rumbled again, as it were unwilling to disappear from this world quite yet.

However, the forty-ninth bolts of tribulation lightning had all fallen, and the lightning clouds in the sky had no choice but to dissipate in the end.

The light of the sun shined down upon the earth again. Tears welled up in Adam and Eve’s eyes as they embraced together yet again before collapsing to the ground.

An Lin transformed into cloud and mist before reappearing before the two of them and unleashing a healing spell technique upon them.

“Thank you, Spokesperson An Lin…” Eve turned to An Lin with gratitude in her eyes before she fell unconscious.

Adam didn’t even have a chance to say anything before he fell unconscious.

An Lin heaved a resigned sigh as he shook his head.

Even though they had flaunted the crap out of their relationship status right before his stinging eyes, he still couldn’t bear to see them suffer. After all, he had watched them grow up, so how could it be possible that he didn’t care about them?!

An Lin carried the two of them back to their palace and instructed their children to look after them before departing.

Tina reappeared before An Lin again with a wide grin on her face. She was clearly quite happy about something.

“Giant An Lin, I attained another jurisdictive power due to the breakthroughs made by Adam and Eve!”

“What is it?”

An Lin’s eyes lit up with excitement.

Tina was essentially omnipotent within this world, but in order to maintain the peace and stability of this relatively young world, there were actually many jurisdictive powers that she had yet to attain.

The breakthroughs made by the two humans effected a massive change in this world, thereby allowing Tina to attain a new jurisdictive power as an unexpected bonus.

“My newly-obtained jurisdictive power is to be able to create highly intelligent lifeforms from nothing!” Tina’s flawless features were glowing with excitement and triumph.

“Creating highly intelligent lifeforms from nothing…”

An Lin repeated Tina’s words as waves of shock swept through his heart.