I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Earth was a world created by Nuwa exclusively for human inhabitation. It was the second target that the Heavenly Human Tribe wanted to destroy, but there was the God of Creation Stage Rabbit Maiden guarding the spatial gate leading to Earth, thereby making things extremely difficult for the Heavenly Human Tribe. Thus, this place became every Heavenly Human’s nightmare.

Following the deaths of a large number of scouts, none of the Heavenly Humans deployed their own brethren anymore for scouting duties anymore. Instead, a series of twisted and insane Demons of Hell harboring countless negative emotions began to appear. All of them hurled piles of sh*t at the Rabbit Maiden in order to disgust this adorable maiden.

Was this tactic familiar somehow?

That’s right, they had learned this tactic from Tina!

Even an adorable was rabbit capable of retaliation if they were pushed over the edge.

The Rabbit Maiden gritted her teeth with rage and contacted An Lin via voice transmission talisman.

A familiar voice soon sounded within the voice transmission talisman.

“Hey there, Little Rabbit, what do you need from me?” An Lin asked with a smile.

“An Lin… I can’t take this anymore! I’m going to enter through the spatial gate right now and kill those Heavenly Human Tribe b*stards!” The Rabbit Maiden was absolutely furious.

An Lin was taken aback by her flaming wrath. “Don’t do it! What’s gotten into you?”

“What’s gotten into me?” The Rabbit Maiden chuckled coldly. “They’re sending Demons of Hell out to throw sh*t at me!”

“Er…” An Lin fell silent upon hearing this. Why did that tactic sound so familiar?

“You have to calm down. They’re trying to goad you into their territory. You can’t allow yourself to fall for their trap. Just ignore them if this is not a regular occurrence…” An Lin persuaded.

“Hehe… Not a regular occurrence? They’ve already thrown sh*t at me over a thousand times! They’re basically keeping up a frequency of one pile of sh*t per two minutes! I’m only contacting you now as I simply can’t take this anymore!” The Rabbit Maiden’s voice trembled with rage.

An Lin’s heart jolted upon hearing this.

Over a thousand times?

They had sacrificed over a thousand Demons of Hell just to throw sh*t at the Rabbit Maiden?!

Was the Heavenly Human Tribe retarded?

Hmm? Wait!

How is the Heavenly Human Tribe able to control the Demons of Hell?

A shocking thought suddenly occurred to An Lin.

“Hold on for a while longer, Rabbit Maiden! I have to take care of some urgent business first!” An Lin urged before cutting off the voice transmission.

“Hello… Hello?!” The Rabbit Maiden looked at the silent voice transmission talisman, and she stomped her feet in anger. “You’re just going to ignore me? You’re just going to hang up on me just like that? You b*stard!”

Right at this moment, ripples emanated from the spatial gate.

A Demon of Hell leaped out from within with a sinister smile on its face before hurling a pile of repugnant, black substance at the Rabbit Maiden…

“Arrrrgh!” the Rabbit Maiden roared with rage before sweeping her hand through the air and completely annihilating the Demon of Hell into nothingness.

She had initially thought that she had successfully intimidated the enemy by slaying the Heavenly Mind God. As such, she thought that she would be able to spend the rest of her one hundred years as An Lin’s bodyguard stargazing and thinking about life.

But what she didn’t expect was this heinous, humiliating sh*t hurling tactic from the enemy! Furthermore, the frequency was at two minutes per pile of sh*t! Sampling delicious food was her one and only hobby and even that had been taken from her!

The Rabbit Maiden was absolutely fuming! She rubbed her sharp rabbit claws together as she grumbled to herself, “You better hurry up, An Lin! I’m already struggling to repress the power within my body…”

In the southeastern region of the Tai Chu Continent.

Upon a boundless expanse of loess earth.

There was a massive, crimson formation that encompassed an area with a radius of five thousand kilometers.

Countless ants that were even larger than humans with hard scales all over their bodies were gathered together in a dense bunch. All of them were extending worship and prayers toward the center of the formation.

There was a sea of thirty million ants gathered here.

There were also over thirty massive, fortress-like ant queens present, and all of them were lying silently upon respective nodes on the formation. They were also staring into the center of the formation with anticipation in their eyes.

They were awaiting the birth of the emperor.

Among them, there was a red, big-mouthed ant with an extremely powerful aura, holding a skull staff in its hand. This was High Priest Hong Yu of the Ant Tribe, and it was currently chanting as it initiated the ritual to summon the Ant Emperor.

Last time they had attempted to summon the Ant Emperor, they required a vast amount of humans as blood sacrifices. Their plans were foiled by Emperor Ziwei, and in his fit of rage, he had almost wiped out their entire nest. The only reason he didn’t destroy the entire Ant Tribe was that they were being used to combat the Demons of Hell that were dwelling underground. This was an extremely humiliating event to the Ant Tribe.

Now, the human race was at war with the Heavenly Human Tribe, and the Ant Tribe was able to remotely draw the human blood that was being shed as a sacrifice. As such, they were able to surreptitiously nurture the egg of the Ant Emperor. Thus, they didn’t even need to deploy their ant army this time. They were still able to gather a vast amount of fortune and blood energy with ease. This was a god-given opportunity, and they were definitely going to be able to successfully summon the Ant Emperor this time.

Once a Dao Integration Stage Ant Emperor was born, the Ant Tribe would be able to make use of its insane reproductive abilities to create massive ant armies with ease. When that time came, they would be able to crush the Kingdom of the Nine States and sweep through the entire Tai Chu Continent! They would soon become the ultimate rulers of the Tai Chu Continent!

High Priest Hong Yu’s eyes glowed frenetically as a dazzling divine dao light erupted from the two feelers on its head. It faced the egg up ahead and spread open its arms, upon which an enormous amount of blood energy surged forth from the massive formation before converging within the egg in a frenzy.

“Emerge, our great emperor!”

“Today marks the rise of the Ant Tribe!”

Hong Yu yelled in a loud voice, and its voice traveled into the ears of everyone within the Ant Tribe Army.

“We welcome our emperor!”

The thirty million ants yelled in unison.

The light from the formation grew brighter and brighter as a series of cracks began to appear on the surface of the glittering and translucent egg.

Right at this moment, the earth suddenly tremored violently.

“Is our emperor about to emerge?”

“What a massive commotion! Even the entire earth is quaking.”

“As expected of our emperor, only a spectacle of this caliber is worthy to commemorate its arrival!”

Some of the Ant Tribe living beings had already begun to praise their emperor in loud voices.

However, Hong Yu’s expression had changed drastically. This was no spectacle heralding the arrival of their f*cking emperor; this was an enemy invasion!

The earth tremored more and more violently.

The earth within a radius of tens of thousands of kilometers was quaking.

“Quick! Prepare for battle!” Hong Yu roared.

Boom boom boom…!

Before the Ant Tribe living beings had a chance to react, the earth began to crack open!

Countless dark demonic creatures spilled out from those cracks in the earth. They were insane and bloodthirsty, and they bared their claws and teeth as they charged toward the Ant Tribe Army. They were able to tear through the ants’ armor-like exoskeletons before feasting on their blood and flesh in an unimaginable display of brutality.

“It’s the Demons of Hell! The Demons of Hell are here!” an Ant Tribe General yelled.

High Priest Hong Yu let loose a loud cry, “They must be here to prevent the birth of the Ant Emperor! Everyone, engage in battle and kill them all!”

The ants had already charged into battle with the Demons of Hell without needing to be urged into action.

The Heavenly Court had used the Ant Tribe to restrict the Demons of Hell as the Ant Tribe and Demons of Hell were sworn enemies, and battles between them were a common occurrence.

The Ant Tribe had no choice. They inhabited this land, and the Demons of Hell tried to feast on any living beings they could see. As such, if they didn’t fight the Demons of Hell, then they would be eaten, so they could only go into battle!

“Hahaha, the black dogs have come out again!”

“Let’s kill these brainless b*stards!”

“These things are even more delicious than humans!”

The Ant Tribe absolutely despised the Demons of Hell. The Demons of Hell were all quite powerful individually, but the Ant Tribe crushed them in numbers. Thus, all Demons of Hell that dared to emerge from underground to fight the Ant Tribe would be killed and consumed in their entirety.

Sure enough, as soon as the Demons of Hell appeared, they were met by a frenzied attack from the ant army of thirty million, and they suffered heavy casualties as a result.

A faint smile appeared on Hong Yu’s face as it scoffed in a hoarse voice, “These Demons of Hell are nothing but lowly trash. They’re only worthy of displaying their gruesome deaths as a performance for our emperor!”

Boom boom boom…

The cracks in the earth continued to expand, and more and more Demons of Hell gushed forth like floodwaters.

Hong Yu’s expression changed slightly.

There appeared to be more Demons of Hell than usual this time…

Over a million had already emerged…

“Howl howl howl!” The Demons of Hell frantically pounced and tore at the ants with their teeth and claws.

Two million, three million, four million…

“Arrrrgh…”

Howls of anguish began to erupt from the ant army as hordes of ants were devoured by the Demons of Hell.

Hong Yu was shocked. She realized that things were beginning to spiral out of control.

“Quick! All Soul Formation Stage powerful beings, gather around the emperor! We have to protect our emperor!”

Right at this moment, the number of Demons of Hell swelled to an unprecedented ten million. Furthermore, this number continued to climb, and they swarmed from all directions in extremely terrifying waves.

Wails of anguish erupted from the ant army. The only advantage they had over their enemies was their numbers, and even that advantage was beginning to desert them. A broken expression of despair began to surface on High Priest Hong Yu’s face.

“How… How could this be?

“How could there be so many Demons of Hell?”

The earth continued to crack open, and Demons of Hell continued to pour forth in frenzied waves. Over twenty million of them had emerged!