I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

This strange bone was the Ancient Fiendcelestial’s most powerful trump card.

However, during this battle, it had become An Lin’s best comrade.

It could even be said that the Ancient Fiendcelestial had been killed by this bone rather than by An Lin.

An Lin appraised the bone cautiously as he approached it with his black brick in front of him. The wielder of the bone was already dead, but it was still extremely dangerous. There was a chance that it could spring up from the ground and stab him.

The dark green energy quickly receded.

The bone returned to its translucent, white state without so much as a hint of energy fluctuations.

An Lin surveyed the bone on the ground carefully to find that it was as pristine white as jade and extremely exquisite in appearance. Even from afar, he could sense its perfection and ethereal aura.

He had seen the remains of countless powerful beings, including those of the Spirit Patriarch and the Blood Patriarch, but he had never seen anything like this bone, which seemingly transcended beyond this world.

“This bone gets more interesting the more I look at it…” An Lin swallowed nervously.

He thought about it for a moment before materializing a large hand from vital energy to pick up the bone from afar.

The bone shuddered slightly, and an ancient voice filled with temptation sounded beside An Lin’s ears, “Fated one, do you have a wish you would like granted? If you give me your power, I can grant you your wish…”

An Lin’s lips twitched. What was this cliched antagonist line?

This was such a badass bone, so why was it speaking like a cheap pantomime villain?

He looked at the bone and did not reply.

The bone continued to try and tempt him.

“Do you have an enemy you sorely hate but cannot defeat? I can take care of them for you. Accept me, surrender yourself over to me, and I will make all of your wishes come true…”

“What’s your name?” An Lin asked.

“Is that your wish? To know my name?” The bone continued to entice An Lin by saying, “If you give your power to me and satisfy me, I can satisfy you in return.”

An Lin: “…”

Was this bone retarded?

How fixated was it on absorbing energy? Did it not know that it had just sucked a Half-Step God of Creation dry?

“An Lin, what’s the deal with that bone?” Xu Xiaolan flew over from afar before appraising the bone with a cautious expression.

She had seen just how terrifying that bone was, and she felt like it was much better to be safe than sorry. Otherwise, they could easily end up like the Ancient Fiendcelestial.

Liu Mingxuan also flew over with a grave expression on his face. “Mr. An Lin, you must be careful of that bone. It’s not just a simple spear used to puncture enemies, I can sense that it possesses far more facets to its power…”

White Spirit Snake had the most powerful detection ability among them, and she chimed in as she descended from the sky, “Furthermore, it is the essential dao bone of a living being on an extremely high level, too high for me to detect just who or what it is.”

“Hehehe… You are correct. Now that you know how extraordinary I am, you should know that I am indeed capable of granting your wishes…” The bone seemed to be able to communicate, and it continued to try and tempt everyone.

An Lin took a deep breath. “Screw it, I’ll just use my hack.”

His eyes turned pure white as he analyzed all things between heaven and earth.

Divine Inspection Technique!

A string of information appeared in his mind, and his heart skipped a beat.

[The essential dao bone of the Heavenly True Immortal: The essential dao bone materialized from the remains of the Heavenly True Immortal.]

It was a very simple explanatory sentence.

However, the information contained within that short sentence was nothing short of astounding.

This was the essential dao bone of the Heavenly True Immortal!

He turned his attention to one of his system missions.

[High-rank War God mystical technique—Dark Immortal Transformation: Obtain the essential remains of the Heavenly True Immortal and consume it.]

Wasn’t the essential remains of the Heavenly True Immortal this bone?! He had thought that he would need to visit the Ancient Tai Chu Realm in order to find more information about the Heavenly True Immortal and that this was a mission that would be next to impossible to complete.

However, what he didn’t expect was that the essential dao bone appeared before he had even begun looking for it.

The essential dao bone was a type of essential remains. It was a set of essential remains that was imbued with the body’s dao realm, which made it something of an even higher caliber than normal essential remains. This meant that An Lin could complete his mission this time with extra credit!

The Dark Immortal Transformation…

It was a high-rank War God mystical technique!

One had to realize that the Origin Energy of the Netherworld was only an intermediate-rank War God mystical technique, yet it was already an insanely useful and powerful buff technique.

But the Dark Immortal Transformation was a high-rank mystical technique.

Just how powerful would it be?

An Lin’s breathing began to accelerate as he looked at the bone.

What fantastic luck!

“An Lin, are you alright?!” Xu Xiaolan was given a fright by the sight of the expression on An Lin’s face. He currently looked like a starving dog staring at a bone.

Everyone else was also looking at An Lin with a confused expression.

For some reason, the bone felt a chill run through it.

“What do you want? Do you have a wish…”

The bone was very dedicated to its job and was still trying to tempt him…

“I do have a wish…” An Lin suddenly smiled.

The bone heaved a faint sigh of relief. “Oh? Give me your power, and as long as you can satisfy me—”

“There’s no need for that,” An Lin cut the bone off. His mouth suddenly gaped open to be larger than his head as he said, “My wish is to eat you!”

Boundless suction force suddenly erupted from his mouth.

This was an irresistible suction force. It was the ability that An Lin had gained after the little whale swallowed the Chaotic Nightmare Monster, and this ability was also capable of swallowing Heavenly Gods!

“No!” The bone let loose a bloodcurdling cry and wanted to run away, but it had no energy source and could only be sucked into An Lin’s cavernous mouth, where it fell into eternal darkness.

“Burp…” An Lin closed his mouth with a satisfied expression.

Xu Xiaolan, Black Spirit Snake, White Spirit Snake, Liu Qianhuan, and Liu Mingxuan were all astonished as they stared at An Lin.

They had just determined this bone to be an extremely dangerous object, and everyone was extremely cautious toward it, yet An Lin still ate it?!

“An Lin… y-y-y… Have you gone insane?!” Liu Qianhuan was shocked to the point of stuttering.

Xu Xiaolan was also astonished. “Why did you eat it? Are you alright?”

“I’m fine!” An Lin was very excited as he turned his attention to his system, only to be rooted to the spot.

There was no system notification for mission completion!

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