Holistic Fantasy

Chapter 108: Funny Parents

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Shui Anluo felt a little embarrassed, Chu Ningyi had summoned Maid Yu over such a trivial matter.

Chu Ningyi took the little darling from Shui Anluo’s arms after Maid Yu had come upstairs before saying, “Let’s go out for a moment. We’ll be back in a while.”

Shui Anluo suddenly looked down at his leg and rubbed her back. She would rather carry her son down than help him down the stairs.

“There’s no need, I can go on my own…” Before Shui Anluo could finish speaking, Chu Ningyi shot her an icy glare. She immediately changed her tone, “Maid Yu, help me watch the child.”

Chu Ningyi was satisfied. Though this girl would occasionally refuse to cooperate, she knew how to read the situation sometimes.

Maid Yu heard that they would be going out and immediately felt happy. She picked up the baby without another word. “Go on, go on.” She could report the matter to the Madam too.

Shui Anluo pursed her lips and ultimately helped Chu Ningyi down the stairs. When she walked out, she managed to hear Maid Yu’s excited voice as if she was reporting to He Xiaoran about the two of them.

Shui Anluo served as Chu Ningyi’s walking stick. She could not resist from saying this after they had gone out, “Is your mother that afraid of you getting together with Beautiful Brother?”

Chu Ningyi squinted at her and said, “In comparison to a man, your only asset is your gender. Do you feel proud?”

“Of course I do, at least he’s not a woman,” Shui Anluo replied matter-of-factly.

Chu Ningyi was left speechless.

When faced with a woman like this, he had no idea what to say.

“Hey, how much money did you have to pay for the red wine the other day?” Shui Anluo asked curiously.

“I don’t know. Why, do you want some?” Chu Ningyi looked down at her drooling face and guessed what she was thinking.

“I had been slapped. Regardless, I want to be paid for the damages,” Shui Anluo replied matter-of-factly again as if it was his fault for not giving her money.

Chu Ningyi was once again rendered speechless. He leaned against the checkout counter as he watched her grab the diapers. Since the last time he had gone to buy milk, he felt that he never wanted to buy anything for a child again.

Shui Anluo walked back and forth. In the end, she had no idea which to choose. Her mother had always bought these things in the past. This was her first time shopping for diapers.

“Which one?” Shui Anluo stood at one end and raised two bags up as she yelled at Chu Ningyi.

Chu Ningyi rubbed his temples. Fortunately, it was night time and not a lot of people were around.

“Just take any one of them and go,” Chu Ningyi replied with a dark expression. Buying diapers for a child was not that different from buying a ‘ little angel’ ¹ for a woman. Therefore, as a masculine man, Chu Ningyi was repulsed by the notion.

Shui Anluo lowered her head and grumbled to herself before ultimately buying the brand that her mother had bought before. She might as well have carried her son over here. At least he would gurgle and give her an opinion.

“Madam Chu, this is for children at two to six months old. Their bodies are a little small. You’ll need to change this.” The cashier reminded her with a chuckle but looked a little embarrassed as well.

Do these parents come here to make jokes every time?

One had no idea about suitable baby formula and the other did not know how to pick the right diapers. With parents like these, this child’s future was indeed bleak!

Shui Anluo’s face certainly looked more embarrassed than her. Chu Ningyi coughed and immediately looked outside. He could not disassociate himself from this person either.

Shui Anluo laughed awkwardly before she gloomily turned around and exchanged the item.