Chapter 853
Chapter 853: Chapter 25: East Sea Big Stage, Come If There’s Work for You_3 Chapter 853: Chapter 25: East Sea Big Stage, Come If There’s Work for You_3 “You two are already a married couple, not some inexperienced teenagers who’ve never been in love.
What’s so difficult about this disguise?
You can’t be an old couple now…
and feeling a bit shy about public affection, right?
Hey, you’re both so young, why do you think like you’re old?”
“Let’s be honest, who in Queenstown knows you two, huh?
There are no acquaintances, what is there to be shy about?
Brother, sister-in-law, just be a bit bolder, more natural, just like how you were sticky and sweet when you were dating…
Once you climb over the walls of Queenstown, just keep being sticky and sweet…
Wouldn’t that be a perfect disguise?”
Ah Zhuang and San Pang.
They also looked at Lin Xian and CC with puzzled eyes.
It was such a simple matter.
Why make it so complicated?
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Er Zhuzi’s gaze was sharp, his eyebrows tightly furrowed, as he stared intently at the self-proclaimed married couple and said with a deep voice:
“You two…
are you really married?
You’re not deceiving us, are you?”
“How could that be possible!”
CC moved closer and took Lin Xian’s arm, explaining:
“Not all married couples are the same.
I’m willing to follow Lin Xian through thick and thin, but…
those intimate actions, I really don’t know how to do them.
Where we…
where we come from, love isn’t like this.”
“Right, husband?”
CC blinked, looking at Lin Xian.
Lin Xian coughed twice to help CC out of the bind:
“My wife is the slow-to-warm-up type, and besides…
we eloped, sort of like a shotgun wedding, you know?
We just skipped the dating phase and got married, so it’s natural that CC doesn’t know what a couple in love is like, asking her to act like a lovey-dovey girlfriend…
she definitely lacks experience.”
Uncle Wei Shengjin chuckled and raised his hand high.
He volunteered again:
“Lack of experience?
Come to me!
What I’m best at is being lovey-dovey with my wife!
Isn’t that professional expertise?”
Lin Xian waved his hand:
“You can forget it, Teacher Wei.
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Your beloved is the kind of gentle and tender woman; she’s totally not suitable for CC’s persona.
Honestly, the way you’d teach CC is just too horrifying, she’s no Yamato Nadeshiko, she’s more like Sadako Yamamura.”
Thump.
CC elbowed Lin Xian and frowned slightly:
“I haven’t even tried yet, why do you say that about me?
Besides…
if you think Teacher Wei’s love acting is no good, why don’t you teach me?”
She narrowed her eyes, looking at Lin Xian:
“At your age, before me…
you can’t possibly have never been in love, right?”
Lin Xian took a deep breath:
“Why is everyone repeating this question?”
“Now is not the time to dwell on past relationships.
My schedule today is quite tight, let’s get to the point—”
“Our biggest problem at hand is that CC has no experience with being madly in love, so she can’t act out that intimate, lovey-dovey feel of a woman in love.”
“And those idlers in Queenstown, everyone has piercing insight, they’re like love inspectors, date disciplinary committee…
the moment they sense something off about us, they’ll peg us as intruders, and cavalry police will appear instantly to subdue us.”
“So if any of you are confident, go ahead and teach CC a thing or two, teach her how to act more convincingly.”
Hmph!
Er Zhuzi exhaled forcefully through his nose:
“What’s so difficult about this?
I’ll teach the sister-in-law a few tricks!”
He rubbed his nose:
“Sister-in-law has a personality similar to my late sister-in-law, so she can imitate her way of doing things back in the day!”
He pointed to a shady tree outside:
“Let’s go, sister-in-law, I’ll tell you about my sister-in-law’s stories over there.”
With that said.
The two left the house together and walked under the sunlit willow tree.
Lin Xian tilted his head, looking at Big Face Cat, who was still oblivious to the seriousness of the situation:
“Brother Lian, was your sister-in-law very passionate back in the day?”
“Of course!”
Big Face Cat boasted with pride:
“When my wife was alive, she and I were madly in love!
Moreover, my wife had the kind of appearance that was prim and proper on the outside but very aggressive beneath the surface!
So she quickly captured my heart, and I—eh?
Wait a minute!”
Big Face Cat’s face turned an oily green as he scratched his head and looked outside:
“Hold on…
if we’re imparting my sister-in-law’s romance tactics to CC, shouldn’t I be the one to do it?
Why does Er Zhuzi know so much!”
“Uh…”
Lin Xian didn’t know what to say.
Domestic matters are hard to judge.
So, he just reached into Uncle Wei Shengjin’s bag and pulled out a straw hat for Big Face Cat to wear:
“Don’t think too much about some things~ Don’t overanalyzing~ Like this straw hat, it’s actually quite comfortable to wear, it’s a present for you!”
Big Face Cat looked surprised, pointing to Uncle Wei Shengjin’s bag:
“How does this bag have everything?
Is it a Bag of All Trades!?”
…
Night fell.
The skies darkened.
The moon rose from the East Sea.
Seven people stood side by side again, facing down at Queenstown, ready to launch their first, albeit in Lin Xian’s view, their second infiltration of Queenstown.
He turned his head.
And saw CC looking nervous, her heart filled with uneasy hesitation, as if struggling with a difficult decision.
Her bitten lips were a bit dry.
Lin Xian walked over to Uncle Wei Shengjin, reaching into his bag and pulling out a small tube of unopened lip balm.
“Wow!”
Uncle Wei Shengjin turned pale with shock:
“How did you know I had this in my bag!
If you hadn’t taken it out, I would have completely forgotten about it!
It was something I packed when preparing for the trip to Earth and shoved in a pocket, I completely forgot!”
Lin Xian tossed the lip balm to CC:
“Here you go.”
CC caught it, tore off the plastic seal, and looked left and right, unsure of how to use it: