Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Boom!

Over ten blended qi trees all collapsed.

Dumbo, shovel in paws spread the ashes eagerly.

“Ten pile of ashes aren’t much, but I would probably have gotten eight hundred potatoes if it planted on it. Still, I have a hundred of those left, and I could try planting other crops, such as bananas or bitter gourds.”

Jiang He glanced at his System.

[Farm Points: 2200]

[Farm Level: 3 (EXP 3300/5000)]

Not a bad harvest!

He had accumulated a thousand blended qi pellets from the ten blended qi pellet trees.

One blended qi pellet earned Jiang He 10 Farm Points, 1 EXP, totaling up to 10,000 Farm Points and 1,000 EXP. After deducting the 1,000 Farm Points he spent previously on nitrogen fertilizers, he made a net profit of 9,000 Farm Points.

Of course, there was the additional EXP and the one thousand blended qi pellets.

Taking a blended qi pellet offhandedly, Jiang He chewed and swallowed it, feeling the waves of True Qi that grew within his belly. After that, he opened his System Shop and redeemed a bag of Mysterious Soil.

[Ding!]

[-5000 Farm Points]

A bag of Mysterious Soil was actually not much.

Jiang He took out around one fifth and poured it into the hole where he threw the S-grade combat suit. Dumbo, waiting behind him quickly buried the hole with a shovel.

Meanwhile, Trumbo opened its maw, releasing a jet stream to water the soil.

At the same time, Dumbo had already dug out the other holes.

Jiang He opened another container and buried the nuclear launcher, pouring in some Mysterious Soil to strengthen it as well.

As for the other rocket launcher…

Jiang He did not bother with it at all.

The M4088 nuclear launcher was already absolutely awesome. Why would he need a normal rocket launcher for?

After that, he planted all three W-55 nuclear warheads: two 10-ton yields, and one with a 20-ton yield.

Jiang He also poured Mysterious Soil to strengthen the nuclear warheads too.

“Two gatlings… let’s strengthen them a bit too.”

“Vulcan Rotary Cannon?”

“Forget it. It looks no different from the gatlings, which are easier to carry around… I don’t know if it is as powerful as my Thunderblades, but the Vulcan Rotary Cannon in my sports car feels stronger than the one given to me by the military.”

After thinking about it, Jiang He split the remaining Mysterious Soil in two and added them to the holes of the gatling guns.

Behind him, Dumbo buried the hole and Trumbo watered it.

With his weapons planting done, Jiang He instructed Dumbo to dig another hole while he took out the mansion model from his sports call.

When the hole was dug and he put in the mansion, the first thing he planted—the S-grade alloy combat suit had sprouted.

Two golden buds breached the ground, with a bundle of golden light hovering between them. As the buds grew and enlarged into the shape of golden lotus leaves, the bundle of golden light rapidly expanded and rose into the air as well.

Meanwhile, night has already arrived, and all of Jinyintan Village was shrouded in darkness. Jiang He’s yard, however, was dyed in blinding golden light.

Weirdly, the golden light could not be seen from outside.

Jiang He was shocked.

What was with all the commotion?

Even when he planted the Strengthened Nine Yang Technique, there were only nine great suns rising into the air.

Then, when the bundle of golden light eventually stopped expanding, Jiang He reached out his hand into its radiance.

[Ding!]

[+1000 Farm Points]

A System Notification jingled beside his ears as the golden light abruptly shrank in the next split second and landed on Jiang He’s palm like flowing water.

“…”

Jiang He’s lips parted, countless exclamations of surprise popping up in his head.

He stared blankly at the tiny dark-golden combat suit that was smaller than his palm… could the combat suit had directly leveled up into some mystic item?

“No, no, that’s not it. My farm level is too low and there’s no reason it could grow a mystic item!”

Collecting his thoughts, Jiang He stared at the mini combat suit, and lines of data appeared.

[Dark-Golden Combat Suit]

[Grade: SS]

[Attribute: Weakens certain attacks of true qi and superpowers, fuses into the body after refinement]

[Refinement: Blood drip]

???

Jiang He blinked.

Blood drip refinement?

Fuses into the body?

That was an attribute of mystic items, although they were not actually mystic items since the System had appraised that the combat suit was SS-grade… of course, Jiang He was not sure what the grade of mystic items were, since he did not have any experience of planting one.

Still, could the Superpower Research Department develop SS-grade alloys?

Never heard of it.

Finding a pocketknife, Jiang He slit his fingertip.

Slit.

The knife was promptly broken.

“I almost forgot that I have Indestructible Diamond… A-grade alloy weapons might not hurt me, let alone an ordinary pocket knife.”

Therefore, Jiang He had to draw out his Dragon-Slaying Saber and cut his fingertip, although the wound was rather shallow, and even before he could drip his blood on the combat suit, his wound closed.

That was troubling.

Enduring the pain, Jiang He cut deeper.

He could not help it, since he had cultivated in Indestructible Diamond as well as Dragon-Elephant Prajna which strengthened his qi and body. Not only was his body hardened, his healing powers had strengthened exponentially too.

And since the Nine Yang Technique was a secret text of healing in the first place, would it not be easy for him to close that bit of wound even if the did not direct his qi to heal such a minor bit of injury?

Oom!

The combat suit shook as it absorbed the drop of fresh blood. A weird sensation appeared in Jiang He’s mind just then, as if the combat suit had become a part of his body.

And at a thought…

Whoosh!

The combat suit turned directly into a streak of golden light that fused inside his body. Then, at another thought and a golden flash of light, the combat suit covered his body with all coolness and imposingness, though the only drawback was the lack of a helmet.

“Still, this is much more convenient.”

Extremely satisfied, Jiang He experimented a few more times, put away the combat suit and turned beside him.

An iron tree had grown beside him.

It was pitch-black and glimmered in metallic luster. It clanged when Jiang He poked at it with his finger, and couldn’t help exclaiming in surprise, “I thought that it only looks metal. But it really is metal?”

A rocket launcher was dangling over the tip of the steel tree’s branch.

Still, the rocket launcher was more or less the same in size before it was planted, although its appearance changed considerably. The vivid picture of a soaring golden dragon was printed coiled around the barrel rocket launcher, with its maw gaping beside the mouth of the barrel.

[Ding!]

[+500 Farm Points]

Plucking off the rocket launcher, Jiang He stared for a moment before lines of data showed up.

[Dragon God-Type Nuclear Launcher]

[Effective Range: 6km]

It was a simple and direct introduction.

“…”

Jiang He, however, was speechless.

Was there a mistake here?

He had planted the launcher and added in Mysterious Soil, but it only changed in appearance and increased in effective range for 2km?

“I thought it would increase in effective range by hundreds of kilometers and gain auto-targeting…” After complaining, Jiang He then looked down at the spot where he planted the W-55 nuclear warheads.

There were no flowery trees growing there, although there were three containers around two meters tall, two meters wide, and around ten meters long.

There was a skull and crossbones symbol marked outside the containers.

Moreover, one of the containers was labeled with the numbers 200t*10 while the other two were labeled with 100t*10.

All three containers of warheads also provided Jiang He with 1500 Farm Points and 150 EXP.

“Those numbers… does that mean there are ten warheads, each having a yield of 200 tons? The 20-ton nuclear warheads were all directly strengthened by ten times, and each warhead had yielded ten warheads?”

Delight showed on Jiang He’s face.

It was a grand harvest?

Still, he became upset when he took out one of the 200t yield warheads.

[W-55 Nuclear Warhead]

[Yield: 200 tons]

[Explosive Radius: 8km]

“???”

Scowling, Jiang He seethed, “Aren’t you mistaken, System? My Dragon God-Type Nuclear Rocket Launcher only has an effective range of six kilometers, but the blast radius is eight? If the enemy is too close, wouldn’t I have to die too when I blast them?”