Epic Of Caterpillar

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“Oh man I am so full now…” Brunhild sighed, resting over the cave’s rocks as she patted her belly, which had grown bigger by two times.

“I ate too much, I am a God I shouldn’t be enjoying this mortal’s food so much! What do you even do to the food to be this addictively good?!” Asked Luminous.

“The love of a mother!” I said with a smile, winking back at the stupid old dragon.

“There’s no way you’re a mother!” Said Fiere.

“She was… I think? I don’t really know for sure but I was from Genesis so I feel like agreeing to her words.” Said Sol.

“Kireina-sama is the mother of several children and she has many wives as well!” Black said.

“You utter fools, if you keep messing with Kireina-sama we shall unleash pain!” Said White.

“Don’t mess with mama! Mama’s a mama! I have memories of Rimuru and Ailine! Mama’s mamahood is the true one!” Said Aquamarine.

“I dunno, I wasn’t there myself…” Silva said. “But I like calling Kireina-sama as Mama too.”

“What with this sudden change in character, White?!” I asked in shock. “Also Aquamarine, it is pretty cute of you to hold the memories of love that Rimuru and Ailine poured into the accessories that made you, I suppose… And Silva if you don’t have anything to say just don’t say anything! …Though I appreciate you see me as a mama.”

“Hard to believe that someone like you could be a mother…” Said Luminous.

“Why?! Why don’t you believe me!?” I asked.

“I bet you would treat your children harshly or something.” Said Fiere.

“Yeah, and you would probably act rudely with your wives, the same way you treat us…” Luminous said.

“I can’t really see her as being a good mother at all.” Said Fiere.

“You bastards! I feel like you’re just adding salt to the wound even more as Elfina is not here to back you up as much! W-What do you guys think?! You surely think I can be a good mama, right?!” I asked desperately as I grabbed the shoulders of Ariant and Eriant and began to shake them around to respond me quickly.

“Uwawaahhh!” Ariant cried. “Y-Yeah, Kireina… is a Good mama! I-I bet!”

“Indeed! For sure, for sure!” Eriant said. “Please stop shaking me now…!”

I glanced with a smile back at the stupid lizard and the gloomy knife ear maid as I showed them someone’s approval into their faces!

“See?! They approve!” I said.

“You’re just intimidating them!” Said Luminous. “That doesn’t count…”

“Also I think they’re just agreeing because they owe you something. A similar reason why your talking weapons agree to it… Well, they’re your talking weapons.” Fiere said with a cold stare.

“Uuaggh! I am going to literally slaughter the two of you, then revive you, then kill you again!” I said angrily.

“You can’t do that!” Said Luminous.

“Hey, stop threatening us like it’s a joke…” Fiere said.

“It’s literally a joke!” I sighed. “Also you’re messing with me all this time, can’t you take some banter back? You pair of pussies.”

“Okay you’re going too far!” Luminous said.

“You literally just ate all my food and you’re acting all cocky again. Can’t you be a bit more decent? Aren’t you a god or something? You’ve even opened up to me yet you’re still kind of a dick most of the time.” I sighed. “Get a clue idiot.”

“I…!” Luminous was about to argue but suddenly stopped, looking down, and then he felt embarrassed. “Okay sorry, I went too far. I just like to “mess around” sometimes, I thought we were friend enough to do that…”

“I just wanted to lighten the mood as well.” Said Fiere. “Although I still believe what I said… to an extent.”

“Agh, well, you two are really quite the block heads…” I sighed. “But it’s all good anyways, I was also kind of just joking around. We are all quite sad deep down, we just want to lighten the mood somehow. Sometimes just talking nonsense can help us feel slightly better.”

“You guys are really funny.” Brunhild was laughing in the background. “You reminded me when mom and dad would discuss, and they would always discuss about the most dumbest of things and then get along at the end in the most unexpected ways.”

“Well I’m glad we got the kid happy at least.” Said Luminous.

“Well now, we should really get going.” I said, patting Brunhild’s leg.

“Yeah, let’s go!” Brunhild said. “I’ve already learned a lot of magic but I think I can learn even more as I continue fighting. Those bugs were pretty mighty too, and I am getting closer to max level…”

“Is that so?”

I checked Brunhild’s status in the meantime.

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[Name]: [Brunhild]

[Race]: [High Desert Giant]

[Status]: [Curious]

[Rank]: [B-]

[Job Class]: [Battle Witch]

[Level]: [47/60]

[HP]: [37000/37000]

[MP]: [106000/106000]

[Strength]: [10200]

[Agility]: [11600]

[Vitality]: [9600]

[Intelligence]: [58000]

[Dexterity]: [28000]

[Divinity]: [3470]

[Passive Skills]

[Unique Skills]: [Ancient Giant Physique: Lv–] [Earth Element: Lv–] [Darkness Element: –] [Holy Light Element: –] [Wind Element: –] [Fire Element: –] [Water Element: Lv–] [Ice Element: Lv–] [Nature Element: Lv–] [Great Magic Talent: Lv7] [Mana Heart Core: Lv7] [Multi Cast: Lv6] [Magic Fusion: Lv4] [Magic Creation: Lv3]

[Body Skills]: [Blood Crystal Runes: Lv5] [Weak Physique: Lv–]

[Resistance Skills]: [Physical Damage Resistance: Lv4] [Magic Damage Resistance: Lv4] [Sunlight Resistance: Lv7] [Thirst Resistance: Lv3] [Hunger Resistance: Lv2] [Fear Resistance: Lv5]

[Active Skills]

[Physical Skills]: [Battle Axe Technique: Lv3] [Sword Technique: Lv4] [Spear Technique: Lv4] [Staff Technique: Lv6] [Magic Bow Technique: Lv3]

[Magical Skills]: [Rock Spear: Lv8] [Earth Shield: Lv8] [Boulder Blast: Lv6] [Slicing Wind: Lv6] [Wind Barrier: Lv7] [Storm: Lv5] [Fireball: Lv8] [Fire Wall: Lv5] [Explosion: Lv5] [Dark Shadow: Lv6] [Shadow Blast: Lv4] [Recovery Light: Lv7] [Purification: Lv4] [Water Torrent: Lv3] [Sacred Holy Ice: Lv3] [Elemental Magic Bow: Lv6] [Elemental Dragon Arrows: Lv3] [Plant Seed Creation: Lv3] [Divine Magic Domain: Lv2]

[Title Skills]

[Unique Title Skills]: [Village Chief’s Daughter: Lv–] [Talented Magic User: Lv8] [Battle Witch: Lv4] [Elemental Magic Prodigy: Lv3] [Monster Killer: Lv4] […]

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She had indeed grown stronger, for sure. And she even has more Intelligence than I do?! Well, I guess she’s really a magic prodigy… to compensate, her physical stats are not that good. Is this because of her [Weak Physique: Lv–] Skill? Just what is that?

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