Chapter 1302 - Eighth Stage your sister!
Chapter 1302 Eighth Stage your sister!
This turtle shell was the one that Senior Turtle had given to Song Shuhang. It had been crudely forged by Senior Turtle and could barely be considered a defensive magical treasure.
However, as long as it was mounted on one’s body, it did wonders. Whenever Song Shuhang was attacked, the turtle shell would automatically protect him, concealing the user into itself.
Its defense was really great, as long as one did not mind the rather shameful posture.
Song Shuhang said, “This is the only turtle shell that I have.”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue asked, “You aren’t going to be using Eighth Stage materials for each of the magical treasures of the Thirty-Three Combined Magical Treasure, are you?”
Song Shuhang said, “How could that be possible? Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, you’re overthinking it. Eighth Stage materials are not so easy to acquire. I just happened to have an Eighth Stage whale bone and an Eighth Stage turtle shell because I knew two seniors. The whale bone and the turtle shell were things that they no longer needed.”
While he was talking, his phone rang.
Behind him, the virtuous lamia answered the phone.
Scarlet Heaven Sword spoke for her, “Hello, who is this? Are you looking for Tyrannical Saber Song One? He is currently in a daze, so please wait for a moment.”
After saying that, the virtuous lamia handed the phone to Song Shuhang.
When Song Shuhang looked at the phone, he saw that it was a call from True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
“Senior Yellow Mountain, is something the matter?” Song Shuhang asked—for True Monarch Yellow Mountain to call at this time, could he be ready to announce his plan?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Little friend Shuhang, did you meet the bow-wielding senior just now?”
Song Shuhang replied, “Yeah.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued, “He just asked me if you are forging the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Magical Treasure.”
Song Shuhang nodded. “Yes, Senior Yellow Mountain. I am trying to get a set of the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure’ before I reach the Fifth Stage. However, I’m still lacking a lot of raw materials; this is why I’ve only forged the ‘Defiant Whale Warrior Glove’ for now. I’m preparing to start forging the ‘Tyrant King Expert’ next.”
The full name of the turtle system’s life-bound treasure was either [Tyrant King Expert’s Shield] or [Turtle Expert’s Shield]. In ancient times, ‘Tyrant King’ and ‘Turtle’ were homophonic as they are in modern mandarin.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Oh, then do you not have the dog tooth that you need to forge the Divine Dog General’s Ring yet?”
Song Shuhang replied, “I don’t have it, but I was planning on getting a dog tooth from Doudou or Fairy Fleeting Life in the worst case.”
After all, he didn’t know that many monster dogs.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
He wanted to use Doudou as a forging material?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, “Ahem, that bow-wielding senior wanted to thank you for helping against the flaming eye. As such, he will be sending you a dog tooth to express his gratitude.”
Song Shuhang froze and asked, “Does the tooth belong to that senior? Is it a Ninth Stage tooth?”
Was that senior a monster dog?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, “No, it was the tooth he shed when he ascended to the Ninth Stage, so it’s at the Eighth Stage level. You can use it to forge the Divine Dog General’s Ring.”
An Eighth Stage-level dog tooth!
Song Shuhang paused, and then asked, “Senior Yellow Mountain, although this is a bit embarrassing… can I have two teeth? I can exchange something for it.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain said curiously, “Hm? Do you need two teeth to forge the Divine Dog General’s Ring?”
Song Shuhang said shyly, “No, I need to forge two Divine Dog General’s Rings.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, “One set is enough. Have you already reached the point where you consider such treasures to be throwaways?”
Song Shuhang replied, “No, it’s just that I was entrusted by a senior with a task. So, I have to forge two sets of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
Two sets of the Thirty-Three Combined Magical Treasure? And, you want to finish them before you reach the Fifth Stage? Little friend Song Shuhang, are you crazy?
Song Shuhang said, “Senior Yellow Mountain, I can give you other things in exchange. For example, I have an Eighth Stage whale bone.”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s phone was snatched, and an old voice came from the other side. “For the deal, you will have to procure a chewy whale bone. Also, I need an entire piece. I can give you nine dog teeth for that, coupled with the one I sent you before, you’ll have a total of ten dog teeth.”
It was the voice of the bow-wielding old man.
An entire chewy whale bone…
Ah, right, that bow-wielding old man is a monster dog, so it wouldn’t be strange if he had an obsession with bones.
Song Shuhang said, “Deal.”
“Alright, I’ll open a small space channel. We can conduct the transaction immediately.” The bow-wielding old man couldn’t wait to get the bone.
Through the small space channel, nine Eighth Stage dog teeth + one that was a gift were exchanged for an entire Eighth Stage whale bone.
Both parties were satisfied.
After that, Song Shuhang transferred the Eighth Stage dog teeth into his Inner World.
Two of the dog teeth were sent to Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue.
“What’s this? Dog teeth?” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue looked at the two dagger-sized teeth in her hand.
Song Shuhang replied, “These Eighth Stage dog teeth can be used as the main material for the Divine Dog General’s Ring.”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue: “…”
Eight Stage your sister!
Didn’t you just say that you only knew two seniors at the Eighth Stage? Then, after a few minutes, you bring me two Eighth Stage dog teeth?! I’m really going to ‘beep beep~’ your ‘beep beep’!
Song Shuhang said, “Hahaha, it was just luck. I exchanged a whale bone for nine Eighth Stage dog teeth with another senior, and he gave me an extra one on top of that.”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue: “…”
Song Shuhang said, “However, if I could really get a full set of ‘Eighth Stage materials’ for the Thirty-Three Combined Magical Treasure, it would simply be amazing.”
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said, “Go die!”
Do you want this fairy’s heart to be stifled to death?!
Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said, “I’ll help you forge the ‘Tyrant King Expert’ first. Is Senior Turtle by your side? Forging this will require his help. The turtle shell is different from the whale holy bone. It’s a lot harder, and it has been refined by Senior Turtle.”
Song Shuhang said, “Alright, I’ll contact Senior Turtle to assist you.”
He should also ask if Senior Turtle had any hobbies. Giving it something it liked would be a good way to thank it for its help.
Anyway, the sea turtle was mingling with the greeting team, and it readily accepted Song Shuhang’s request to assist him with the forging of the Tyrant King Expert’s Shield.
Song Shuhang asked, “By the way, Senior Turtle. Do you have another similar turtle shell?”
Senior White Two also wanted a set, and if possible, he wanted to make a set with materials of the same quality. Senior White Two wasn’t going to let him suffer a loss, and the higher the quality of the treasure, the better the reward he would get.
Senior Turtle chuckled and said, “I do, but what are you going to give me in exchange?”
It had given the first turtle shell to Song Shuhang for Fairy @#%×’s sake. However, this wasn’t a charity, so it couldn’t just give away its turtle shells one after the other.
Song Shuhang asked, “What does Senior Turtle want?”
Senior Turtle said, “I want a rabbit mount, one that’s at least at the Sixth Stage.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Senior Turtle added, “Either that or some rabbit fur of the Eighth Stage. If I forge a rabbit-shaped treasure and ride it, it should still be quite cool.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Why would a turtle want a rabbit for a mount?!
Senior Turtle said, “I know that you don’t have a Sixth Stage rabbit mount or Eighth Stage rabbit fur right now. However, I believe that you will get it in the future, you can give it to me when that time comes.”
While they were talking, the wedding palanquin finally reached the transfer station.
Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang and Senior White were waiting for them there.
Next, Song Shuhang saw something that made him feel great despair.
Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang was wearing a tuxedo and sitting like a dog at the gate of the transfer station. His tongue was out, and he was panting.
As Song Shuhang looked at Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang, Doudou also turned his head to look at him.
Doudou barked, “Woof.”
At this moment, Song Shuhang felt like dying.
Doudou said, “Hehehe, are you not excited? Shuhang?”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Doudou stood up and clapped his hands. At this time, he had a white glove on his right hand. “Before, when you suddenly summoned the ‘Defiant Whale Warrior Glove’, my right hand was left bare, and I accidentally touched the ground with it.”
Song Shuhang: 😳
Touched the ground with it?
Doudou said, “If it weren’t for Senior White being nearby, you would have died.” He then raised his right hand and licked it as if it were a paw. “You should have seen the amount of blood that flowed out of your body. It dyed the whole floor red!”
Just thinking about it made Song Shuhang feel great pain.
Doudou continued, “Next, I felt a lot of information appear in my mind, but I couldn’t understand any of it. Then, I fainted from the pain. It was terrible!”
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.
Doudou must have accidentally activated the ‘secret appraisal technique’, which then caused him to peek at some of Mother Earth’s information.
Song Shuhang laughed dryly and asked, “Where’s Senior White?”
“Over here.” Senior White’s voice sounded.
Then, he came out of the transfer station house.
He was also in a black tuxedo. His long hair casually draped behind him, and a strand of his hair was drooping along his forehead.
A cultivator that was present involuntarily said, “Oh, Senior White looks good.”
As expected of the person who was considered the most attractive in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he was extremely handsome in the black tuxedo.
On the golden palanquin, Doudou [Soft Feather Version] said, “If Senior White’s eyes were to turn red, he’s going to give off the vibe of an evil butler.”
“Red?” Senior White thought for a moment, and then covered his eyes.
After he took his hands off his eyes, the colors of his eyes had changed to blood red.
Doudou [Soft Feather Version] continued, “It’s better if they also have a red glow to them!”
Senior White blinked, and then a faint red glow shone from his eyes.
Doudou [Soft Feather Version] said excitedly, “Now the smile. Senior White, put on an evil smile!”
Senior White was puzzled. “An evil smile?”
Soft Feather said, “An evil grin would look awesome together with the look in your eyes.”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said immediately, “Doudou, don’t go any further.”
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “Something bad is going to happen! Heavens.”
Fairy Lychee said, “Still, I’m looking forward to seeing how it looks.”