Beauty and the Bodyguard

Mischievous Chen Yushu

Another weekend had arrived.

Lazy Lin Yi woke up from his sleep. After getting up, he found the Miss and Chen Yushu awake and watching TV on the sofa in the living room.

Seeing Lin Yi coming out, Chu Mengyao poked Chen Yushu.

“Hey Shield bro, Yaoyao sis made you breakfast with love. Uou should go eat it!” said Chen Yushu to Lin Yi, after getting a hint from Chu Mengyao.

“Shu, what are you talking about? What breakfast made with love ?” Chu Mengyao was a little pissed, she had only called to order KFC. How did that become a breakfast made with love?

“I don’t know, I don’t know anything. You poked me with your finger, I thought you were hinting to me to say something.” said Chen Yushu innocently.

“Ahem!” Chu Mengyao had no choice but to turn around and look up at Lin Yi: “We saw that you weren’t awake yet so Yushu and I called for KFC breakfast delivery. There are still some left, go eat it.”

In actuality, Chu Mengyao wanted to make it herself, but when she thought about the failure from last time, she gave up the idea of personally cooking a meal. The outcome will be a mess like the inedible corn porridge and scrambled egg.

“Thank you.” Lin Yi nodded to Chu Mengyao. He knew that she was soft hearted, and the food delivered on the table had not been opened yet. It was obviously ordered to himself alone, and not leftovers like what Chu Mengyao had claimed.

Lin Yi went to eat.

“Yaoyao sis, it’s obvious that you called the food for Shield bro, why don’t you tell him?” Chen Yushu felt that Chu Mengyao did not make the right call.

“It was a trivial task. The meal was sent together anyway.” Chu Mengyao did not feel that there was anything wrong with ordering for Lin Yi as well.

“Hey… Yaoyao sis, you can’t be like that. When Shield bro is gone, we can’t play around anymore.” Chen Yushu was disappointed as she couldn’t comprehend Chu Mengyao’s attitude.

Chu Mengyao shrugged and didn’t say anything as she continued to watch TV.

“TV shows are becoming more and more meaningless nowadays. A lot of cartoons are becoming more and more mature. I don’t understand it anymore.” Chen Yushu changed a few channels, and there were none that she could associate to her liking: “There’s no Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf today?”

“I don’t know.” Chu Mengyao also felt bored. She didn’t know how she spent weekends before Lin Yi arrived.

“Yaoyao sis, are we going out today or staying at home to play? We haven’t stayed at home for a long time, should we play games?” Chen Yushu turned off the TV and suggested.

“Play games? What games? What good ideas do you have?” Chu Mengyao asked.

“Well…” Chen Yushu couldn’t think of any fun at the moment, and at that moment saw Lin Yi had finishing breakfast and was making his way over.

Lin Yi ate quickly, especially when the breakfast wasn’t a lot to fill his monstrous appetite.

“Shield bro, this is so boring. Do you have any fun suggestions?” said Chen Yushu looking at Lin Yi.

“Playing? It’s almost International Labor Day, so go do some chores.” Lin Yi looked at the window of the villa and said “The window is already dirty. If you have time, maybe clean up the villa.”

“Hey, Yaoyao sis let’s play chores? Sounds like it’s fun?” Chen Yushu thought that Lin Yi would be a participant of this game, and that playing with him must be very interesting.

“Okay fine.” Chu Mengyao nodded. In the past, Uncle Fu hired cleaning staff come to tidy the house. She did not have to personally do it herself, but Chu Mengyao heard rumors that any decent woman would do housework themselves. Plus, doing it herself didn’t sound like a terrible idea.

Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu both went upstairs and changed into casual clothing. Meanwhile Lin Yi rummaged through the storage room behind the villa and found two hoses, the type for watering flowers and spraying cars. It was definitely not the kind of special high-pressure water hose, but it is more than sufficient to clean up the villa.

“Shield bro, what do we need to do?” Chen Yushu seemed to be too eager to wait as she had never cleaned the house before.

“I am going to cut the weeds, you two each will have a water hose, just face the villa and spray it down.” Lin Yi sent two girls to do some simple work. Letting them go to cut weeds was not something Lin Yi was comfortable with. If the weeds are not removed, then the good grassy lawn would be ruined!

“Oh okay,” Chen Yushu experimented a little and found that it was really fun, just like a water gun when she used as a child: “Yaoyao sis, it’s fun to clean the house!”

“Less talk, more work!” Chu Mengyao thought that it is also quite interesting. It reminded her of her own childhood when she and Chen Yushu, each had a water gun and then shot each other and both became a wet mess. Drenched in water, they had no other choice, but to return home and take a hot bath.

During that memory, both of them were washing in the same bathtub. At first, they were just cleaning themselves, but things got rowdy and they overflooded the bathtub. Without cleaning up the wet bathroom floor, they left the scene. Later that same night, when Chu Pengzhan walked into the bathroom, he slipped and had a huge bump on his head.

“I am a painter, and painting is my strongest suit. I want a new house, and it’s better with paint. Paint on the roof, paint on the wall…” Chen Yushu sang cheerfully, and in excitement, a stream of water flow off the villa wall and reflected back into Chu Mengyao’s face.

“Shu!” Chu Mengyao was covered with water and angrily said, “What are you doing? Why are you spraying me with the water hose?”

“Hey, Yaoyao sis, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it…” Chen Yushu looked at Chu Mengyao’s wet face and thought it was hilarious. But she still apologized while suppressing her laughter.

“Be careful next time!” Chu Mengyao glanced at Chen Yushu and continued to spray the house with the hose.

Chen Yushu turned around and concentrated on spraying the house, but after a while, she looked at Chu Mengyao mischievously. She saw that Chu Mengyao was focused on cleaning a window, and so she pretended to inadvertently lose her grip and have the water bounced off the wall again. This time it came down like heavy rain onto Chu Mengyao’s face.

“Shu!” Chu Mengyao suddenly blew up: “Where are you looking at? What are you doing?”

“Ah… sorry, Yaoyao sis, I didn’t mean it…” Chen Yushu quickly put down the water hose and looked at Chu Mengyao innocently. “I really didn’t mean it, Yaoyao sis. How about this? You can spray me too, okay…”

“Forget it, you should be careful next time!” Chu Mengyao saw Chen Yushu’s regretful expression, so there was no way she could reprimand her anymore. Mengyao glanced at Yushu once more, wiped the water off her face, and continued to spray the house.

Fortunately, it was a very hot day, the water droplets would’ve evaporated after a while in the sun. Otherwise, Chu Mengyao would’ve had return indoors and grab a towel to wipe her face.