Am I A God?

“What did I do?” Matcha looked innocently at Zhao Yao and thought, “Has my deception of Milk Tea and Airplane been exposed?”

Zhao Yao listened to Sheriff’s mind reading while he looked suspiciously at Matcha and said, “Did you cut Elizabeth’s fur?”

“Elizabeth?” Matcha recalled Elizabeth’s hilarious state and laughed loudly. “Are you referring to furless Elizabeth? Humph, she started the fight so I bit off her fur.”

Sheriff said telepathically to Zhao Yao, “Matcha was beaten by Elizabeth so he bit off the fur from Elizabeth’s buttocks. Matcha had no memories of cutting Elizabeth’s fur as if he had not done it.”

Zhao Yao stroked his chin and pointed at the Dimension Portal. “Go in and stay there. I’ll talk to you later.”

Zhao Yao was about to catch other troublemakers when his ears quivered. He turned his head and saw blue rays of light. The Star Cats Arthas, Merlin and Anthony brought along their remaining cats and arrived before Zhao Yao.

Roly Poly walked out and said to Zhao Yao, “Zhao Yao! I brought Arthas and the cats to capture the troublemakers. There’s now law and order on the island.”

“Oh?” Zhao Yao stroked Roly Poly’s head and said, “You’ve done well.”

Roly Poly smiled merrily and rubbed his head against Zhao Yao’s palm. He thought, “It feels so good to help Zhao Yao… I want to help him… Manage Cat Island…”

Sheriff listened to Roly Poly’s thoughts and informed Zhao Yao, who caressed Roly Poly and said, “Roly Poly’s very obedient.”

Project X thought, “Good riddance, Roly Poly had controlled his thoughts and he’s becoming more powerful. I didn’t choose the wrong cat.”

Zhao Yao looked at Arthas and the Star Cats, who were behind Roly Poly and said, “You’ve done well. Bring the troublemakers into the Extradimensional Belly. I’ve things to say.”

Sheriff listened to Arthas, Anthony and Merlin’s thoughts and informed Zhao Yao, “They were convinced by Roly Poly to join the Royal Police Cat Guards.”

“Oh?” Zhao Yao looked astonished at Roly Poly. The eight Star Cats were powerful supercats. If they joined the Royal Police Cat Guards, Roly Poly would become the most powerful supercat.

Zhao Yao could not understand how Roly Poly could convince the Star Cats with his superpower.

“Listen to the Star Cats’ thoughts and find out how Roly Poly convinced them.” Zhao Yao waved his hand and said, “Let’s go into the Extradimensional Belly.”

…

In the Extradimensional Belly, Napoleon awoke and found things amiss. He was tied and hung from the air.

Bai Quan lifted them up to remove the soil and rock from them. He threw them into the Extradimensional Belly to prevent them from lying down and becoming invincible.

Napoleon looked at the surroundings and found his companions’ legs and hands were all tied up as they hung from the air. Some shouted for help, some threatened, some roared in anger while others pretended to be innocent.

“What are you doing?”

“Put us down immediately! We have a hundred more apostles waiting at the beach. They’ll come for us!”

“We were shipwrecked and came onto the island by mistake!”

Hearing the commotion, Zhao Yao waved his hand to deprive the apostles of their senses and stopped their actions.

“Keep quiet. It’s not your turn to speak.”

Napoleon and his men were deprived of their senses and lost control of their bodies. They surveyed the surroundings and discovered that they were in an unknown room. There were about 200 supercats sprawling or sitting on the floor, looking at Zhao Yao.

Napoleon was stunned when he saw Zhao Yao. “This… this is Zhao Yao? Zhao Yao from Cat Wonderland! Is he the Headless Horseman? Isn’t he dead? Why isn’t he dead?”

His companions panicked when they found that Zhao Yao was not dead.

Napoleon thought, “This is frustrating. Am I being captured by the Headless Horseman? I heard that all cats that he captures are made to work like slaves. I’ll have to endure this for a time and find a chance to escape.”

Napoleon thought, “Humph, I have a strong superpower. I’ll let the Headless Horseman know and he’ll think highly of me. I might become his favorite cat. When there’s a chance, I’ll escape as I’m not a pet.”

Zhao Yao was not concerned about their thoughts. He sat on the sofa and looked at the surrounding supercats and said, “I’m very disappointed with your behavior. How long have I slept? Less than ten hours and what have you been doing on the island? Playing with water, damaging property, fighting, cutting fur. Are you getting out of hand?”

All the cats looked down in fear. They dared not look into Zhao Yao’s eyes.

Zhao Yao looked at Dust Ball and sneered. “Dust Ball, you chased all the cats from the Extradimensional Belly and used the seawater to spray the cats. You had made a mess of the Extradimensional Belly…”

Dust Ball dashed out and sprawled on the ground. “Zhao Yao, I repent! I know I’m wrong! Please don’t drench me with water! Don’t cut my fur! I’ll work hard to earn money for you!”

Zhao Yao shook his head, walked up and lifted Dust Ball. He stroked his chin and said, “Dust Ball, I have kept you for several years. Why are you so tiny?”

Dust Ball froze and had an ominous feeling. “Huh?”

Zhao Yao examined Dust Ball and said, “You are not plump after feeding. You are disobedient, damage other people’s property and bully other cats. This cannot go on. I can’t keep such a cat here. Why don’t I…”

“Make braised cat meat out of you!”

Dust Ball was so scared she nearly peed. She smiled out of embarrassment and said, “Zhao… Zhao Yao… Are you joking?”

“Am I joking?” Zhao Yao said. “Braised cat meat is delicious. Add some eggs and flavorings…” Zhao Yao threw Dust Ball to Midnight and said, “Go and make some braised cat meat from it. Remember to add a few eggs.”

Napoleon gaped at Dust Ball struggling and wailing as she was dragged into a container kitchen. In the midst of screaming, fresh blood splattered on the doorway.

Napoleon was scared stiff and peed on the ground. He already heard that the Headless Horseman was the public enemy of supercats and a cat torturer. He did not expect the Headless Horseman to be so perverted he ate cats.

“Didn’t you say to work hard and earn money?!!”

“Why did you eat cat meat?!!”