Am I A God?

Giggle felt very angry and his fur stood on end.

He immediately revived his game avatar and pursued his killer. After a shocking turn of events, his avatar was killed by his opponent again.

A dwarf jumped on his avatar’s corpse and said, “Don’t let me see you again. I’ll kill you every time I see you.”

Giggle exploded with anger but he did not give up. He revived his avatar, charged and attacked like a tiger. As Giggle’s avatar was about to kill his opponent, his opponent’s companion arrived and both of them killed Giggle’s avatar.

The dwarf jumped as he said, “Not yielding? You are finished. Our guild’s going to kill you until you concede defeat.”

Bam! A flower pot exploded. Within the room, powerful energies emanated from the air. Numerous electrical appliances and furniture started to quake as though they had a life of their own.

Giggle’s eyes shot out two feet of bright rays and Amakusa was shocked as he stood up and exclaimed, “What’s happening? What’s happening? Who’s attacking us?”

Giggle looked at his mistress and asked, “My opponents in the game, how can I find them in the real world?

The mistress looked dazed as though she was controlled by Giggle. She did not react to the strange phenomenon in front of her and replied, “Only the game company has their contact details. However, this is user privacy. The game company will not divulge their customers’ information.”

Giggle was so furious he swept the computer to the floor. “What a lousy game! If I encounter them in real life, I’ll squeeze these primitive men to death. Yet, I’m being humiliated by them? This is not fair. Some cat has to change this.”

His fur stood on end as he breathed in large gulps of air. The more he thought, the angrier he became.

Amakusa looked puzzled at Giggle and said, “What are you doing?”

“I’m going to buy this game company… No, I’m going to use this online game to build an awareness country!” Giggle said indignantly. “I’m going to torture them to death in my online game. No, I’m going to use the awareness country to harvest the awareness energy on this planet.”

Amakusa said, “Hey bro, don’t be too hot-headed. Let’s go out and have something to eat. This woman said a shop’s lobster is delicious. Giggle, do you know what a lobster is?”

“You’re trash!” Giggle said angrily. “We’re being bullied! The primitive men on this planet are lacking in manners. They are showing disrespect to their alien friends. It’s about time we teach them the universe’s protocols.”

“As you wish.” Amakusa shook his head and looked at his mistress as he pointed to a pudding and said, “What’s that? Forget it, just feed it to me.”

…

Half a month later, Zhao Yao returned to Cat Island looking weathered, his face showing fatigue.

During this period, he had worked the hardest in his life due to pressure from Project X and the unknown alien force. He completed mission after mission to let his supercats upgrade their levels so that he would not lose future battles.

He passed by Jianghai and intended to go home and rest.

Zhao Yao came to the seaside villa on Cat Island as he wanted to have a meal with his family and a good night’s sleep before leaving.

When he opened the door, Zhao Yao was blinded by the brightness. The interior of the villa looked extremely clean as though it was new.

Zhao Yao noticed that not only was the interior clean, but objects were also arranged according to their type. Various cups, bowls, chopsticks, drinks and paper towels that before were strewn carelessly were properly arranged and categorized.

Zhao Yao felt he was in a showflat.

As Zhao Yao opened the door, Zhao Xue, who was wearing a singlet and hot pants walked over and said, “Dad and Mum, you’re back…” When she saw Zhao Yao, she was taken aback. She immediately swiveled and walked inside.

Zhao Yao narrowed his eyes and shouted, “Zhao Xue, stay right there.”

Zhao Xue sprinted and replied, “I can’t, I’m going to the bathroom. I can’t hold it any longer!”

Zhao Xue flashed like lightning and she appeared in front of her room. As she was about to enter, she felt someone behind and was lifted up by Zhao Yao.

Zhao Yao squinted his eyes and he gazed at his sister. “Why did you run when you saw me?”

“Nope, I’m going to the bathroom,” Zhao Xue said nervously, “Put me down immediately. Otherwise I might wet your body.”

Zhao Yao looked at Zhao Xue suspiciously and asked, “Why is the house so clean? Did you do spring cleaning recently?”

Zhao Xue laughed heartily and said, “Not me, it’s mum and dad.”

The main door creaked open and the voice of Zhao Yao’s mum rang at the doorway. “Zhao Xue, I’m back. Didn’t you ask for takeaway?”

Dad said, “Zhao Xue… she must be playing computer games.”

Zhao Yao looked at the embarrassed Zhao Xue and asked, “Isn’t the university semester starting? Aren’t you supposed to be studying? Why are you staying at home?”

Zhao Xue said, “Tomorrow… tomorrow, I’ll be back in university.”

Zhao Yao’s ears quivered and he grabbed Zhao Xue as he went downstairs to the kitchen.

He saw Milk Tea with a scarf and head cover wiping the dining table with a tablecloth.

Milk Tea heard something behind him and turned his head to see Zhao Yao. He smiled and said, “Master Yao, you’re back? Do you want something to eat? I prepared preserved egg and minced meat porridge. Would you like me to warm it up for you?”

…

Five minutes later, Zhao Yao sat speechless on the sofa, facing Zhao Xue and his parents.

Milk Tea sat on one side of the sofa, looking muddle-headed as he had no idea what had happened.

Zhao Yao covered his face and said, “Are the three of you devils? Why did you let a kitten do housework for you?”

Milk Tea said nervously, “It’s alright Master Yao. Cat Wonderland’s pretty clean now and there’s nothing much to be done. I volunteered to clean the house.”

Zhao Yao sighed and said, “Enough Milk Tea, don’t say anymore. This is not your problem… Zhao Xue…”

Zhao Xue was red-faced as she turned away her head. “No… no, brother, it’s not what you think!”

Zhao Yao’s dad stopped Zhao Xue who was about to defend herself. He looked at Zhao Yao and said, “Yes, don’t say anymore Zhao Xue. Your brother’s correct. It’s our fault.

But Zhao Yao! You don’t understand how it feels like being taken care of by Milk Tea!”

He carried Milk Tea dotingly and said, “This kitten’s very sensible! We can’t go by a day without him!”

Zhao Xue and Zhao Yao’s mum hugged Milk Tea and nodded at Zhao Yao. “We’re now family, nobody can separate us.”

Milk Tea was moved to tears as he stared at them.

Zhao Yao covered his forehead and said, “Are the three of you trying to shirk away from housework?”