Am I A God?

“What’s the use of this saber?” Zhao Yao felt the message sent by BOOK and he wanted to understand the use of the toothpick-sized saber.

“After an attack by the Dragon Slaying Sabre, the blade will do a verification. Those who fail the verification are not be able to use their superpowers for ten seconds.”

“Oh!” Zhao Yao laughed heartily. “This superpower is very useful and is able to stop superpowers for ten seconds.”

With Zhao Yao’s current combat strength, if his enemies’ superpowers were stopped for ten seconds, they were as good as dead.

“What’s a Dragon Slaying verification?” Zhao Yao thought. “Do I have to slay a dragon?”

Zhao Yao decided to test it as he could not figure it out.

“Anyway, it is just the stopping of a superpower…” Zhao Yao wanted to cut himself with the saber but he had another idea and looked at Red Packet who was in his arms.

“Anyway, it’s just stopping a superpower…”

Zhao Yao gently pricked Red Packet’s buttocks with the toothpick-sized Dragon Slaying Saber.

“Red Packet?” Zhao Yao looked at Red Packet and asked, “What feelings do you have?”

“What feelings?”

Zhao Yao felt puzzled. “Was I too gentle?” After pondering, he jabbed harder on Red Packet.

Red Packet jumped from his arms and exclaimed, “You jabbed my buttocks…”

Without finishing his words, Red Packet lost his consciousness and his vision became dark. He discovered he was in the middle of a white and clean room.

A group of people, who were wearing surgical masks, surrounded him. He wanted to move but his limbs were bounded as he laid on a table.

Seeing the masked strangers about to touch him, Red Packet shouted angrily, “Hey! What’re you doing? Where’s Zhao Yao?”

“Zhao Yao! Save me!”

He was terrified when a masked man took out a surgery knife and slashed repeatedly at the bottom part of his body, which felt cold. The masked man operated on his family jewels.

“No!”

He screamed in pain. When he recovered, he was sprawled on the ground and his two testicles were thrown in front of him. A man stomped on his testicles.

“My testicles! Those are my testicles!”

“Don’t step! Don’t step on my testicles!”

A squishing sound was heard as a large leg stomped on the testicles. Red Packet broke down. He lifted his head and wailed, “Ah!!!”

In reality, Zhao Yao observed that Red Packet was stunned and he fell to the ground with an expression of hopelessness.

Zhao Yao asked curiously, “Red Packet? How are you? Do you have any special feelings?”

Red Packet did not respond as tears flowed from his eyes.

Zhao Yao was anxious and shook Red Packet’s body as he said, “What happened, Red Packet? Red Packet?”

Red Packet recovered from his daze and immediately lifted up his leg. After checking the bottom part of his body, he heaved in relief.

“They are still intact… intact…”

He leaned forward and licked his body joyfully.

Zhao Yao was puzzled and asked, “Red Packet, what happened?”

Red Packet told Zhao Yao about the things that happened. Zhao Yao looked in shock at the Dragon Slaying Saber in his hand. “This is indeed a Dragon Slaying Saber! Fortunately, I didn’t test it myself.”

Seeing Zhao Yao’s gaze fixed on him, Red Packet jumped back in fright and said anxiously, “Zhao Yao! What are you going to do?”

“Nothing, nothing.” Zhao Yao smiled. He was not going to test on Red Packet as his superpower was not obvious. He wanted a target with an obvious superpower for the experiment.

…

Half an hour later, Zhao Yao held the Dragon Slaying Saber in his hand, looked to the sky and laughed wildly. “Dragon Slaying Saber… the one blade to rule the world. Who dares defy it?”

Behind Zhao Yao, Matcha, Elizabeth, Fish Ball, Lucifer, and Mango fell to the ground with expressions of hopelessness, their eyes welling up with tears.

Matcha crawled around on the ground shouting, “Where are my testicles? Where did my testicles go to? Who saw my testicles?”

Fish Ball laid on the ground and wailed, “I must have sinned!”

“Tomcats and female cats are all affected by the Dragon Slaying Saber!” Zhao Yao said excitedly. “If they are not verified by the saber, they will break down and pass out. Their superpowers will be stopped for ten seconds. Even Mango cannot hold against it.”

Zhao Yao indulged in the magnificence of the saber as he touched the blade, “Fine blade… a very good blade. I wonder if Project X’s able to hold against the Dragon Slaying verification.”

Zhao Yao shook his head. Project X was different from the fat and cushy Matcha, Fish Ball, and the rest. Project X was a battle-hardened warrior and it was hard to determine if he would pass the verification. Zhao Yao was not willing to test Project X in the Extradimensional Belly.

“It is important for me to be strong.” Zhao Yao’s happy mood was doused. He strung up the saber like a necklace and wore it around his neck. “My precious…”

With the Dragon Slaying Saber, Zhao Yao felt more confident about his trip to the United States.

After bidding farewell to Bai Quan and Zhao Xue and letting them take care of Cat Wonderland, Zhao Yao left in three days. He turned into a black dot and disappeared into the sky above Jianghai.

…

United States, California.

At the coastline along Highway 66, Zhao Yao stepped gently on the beach. He looked at the endless sea and thought, “The beach is nicer than Jianghai’s.”

He looked around and it was a scorching summer. Everywhere on the beach were foreigners wearing swimming trunks and costumes. Zhao Yao was eyeing the young women and was astonished by the various shapes and sizes of their figures.

“These girls are well fed by the capitalist’s sugar-rich diet.”

Zhao Yao gazed at the surrounding beach-goers and they returned the same curious stares.

As Zhao Yao was wearing a black robe that covered his whole body at the beach on a hot summer day, he was looking very weird.

A young woman walked up to Zhao Yao and asked him in English, “Hey, what are you doing? Aren’t you afraid of getting heat stroke by wearing a robe?”

Zhao Yao did not reply. “I came all the way to the United States not to chat with young, pretty and big breasted woman.” He shifted his body slightly and flashed to a distance of several hundred meters.

The beach-goers screamed in shock. They looked around but did not find Zhao Yao and thought he was a ghost.

The young woman who approached Zhao Yao shouted excitedly, “Apostle! That was an apostle!” She turned and shouted to her classmate, “Michael, I told you apostles are real. Do you believe me now?”

Zhao Yao traveled in high speed and arrived at the nearby city.

The supercats underneath the black robe felt dizzy. Elizabeth shouted, “Slow down! Zhao Yao! We are going to vomit if you continue to run so fast.”

“Okay, okay.” Zhao Yao gradually slowed down and walked on the sidewalk. “Let me look for the Star Cats.”