Am I A God?

Fūjin suddenly screamed out, “I think Sphynx cat looked me in the eye just now!”

Lucifer screamed after him, “Ah!!!” The group of cats huddled together at once.

Uncle Egg bit Roly Poly’s tail and tried to drag him down. However, Roly Poly, who was robbed of his intelligence, clung onto the dragon back as he was too scared to climb down.

Staring at the foolish look on Roly Poly’s face, Uncle Egg could not help but sigh, “Sir Roly, how did you become like this. What should the Roly Party of the Royal Cat Police Force do now? Which cat can save a building from its imminent collapse? Who can save this country from its crisis?”

Meow! Roly Poly suddenly spotted a seagull nearby and launched forward, nearly crashing to the floor.

“Be careful, Sir Roly!” Uncle Egg was shocked and immediately bit on Roly Poly’s tail, saving him in time.

Uncle Egg said to Zhao Yao anxiously, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Roly Poly is like a madman now. I can’t look after him myself. Could you send a few more cats over?”

Zhao Yao thought for a bit and nodded. Afterall, most of the facilities on the Cat Island were designed for supercats. For Roly Poly, who had no intelligence to speak of now, it was indeed dangerous. It would be troublesome if he accidentally got electrocuted or things like that.

Hence, Zhao Yao arranged for a few supercats to take turns looking after Roly Poly round the clock.

Next, Zhao Yao returned to his parents’ villa by the beach and lay down on a sofa, intending to wait for midnight to come so that he could calculate his monthly payout.

Shortly after, however, Ares came over to put down the freezer. He could not use it for 24 hours straight and he needed to charge it at some point.

Zhao Yao placed the freezer behind him and started playing phone games while waiting.

Time flew by and in the blink of an eye, midnight had come. The time to calculate monthly payouts had come.

However, Zhao Yao glanced at the panel in the Book and at his phone as he thought to himself, “I should finish this round before calculating the payouts. It doesn’t matter if I’m a few minutes late anyway.”

Just as Zhao Yao wanted to continue playing his phone game, the freezer behind suddenly shook violently.

Zhao Yao’s body tensed up as he turned around and stared at the freezer. He said in a careful tone, “Sphynx cat? You came back to see us?”

He thought for a bit and said, “Rest in peace, Sphynx cat. I will calculate my monthly payouts after this round. Once my capabilities surpass that of Project X, I will bring you back to life.” Seeing as the freezer stopped moving, Zhao Yao continued playing his game in peace.

However, Sphynx cat’s black and white photo suddenly dropped on Zhao Yao’s head, scaring him into standing up.

“What the f*ck.”

“Okay, okay, I will calculate the payout now, alright,” Zhao Yao rubbed his head and said, “You should go back soon. It’s not good to come back every now and then. I will let Ares burn more catmint grass for you tomorrow.”

Glancing at the freezer that had stopped moving again, Zhao Yao sighed in relief and thought, “Is this for real, there’s actually such a power in this world?”

Glancing at the cup that had fallen from the strong gusts of wind, Zhao Yao thought, “It must be a coincidence. The wind is strong by the sea. It’s very normal, Zhao Yao.”

However, he lost the desire to continue playing games so Zhao Yao focused his attention on the panel in the Book to check his monthly payout.

First was obviously the Cat Wonderland’s returns. After deducting the operating costs, the profit for the month was 5,165,439 dollars, which amounted to 103 000 worth of experience points. He tapped on it to redeem the points and start the monthly mission for the next month.

When he saw this, Zhao Yao broke into a wide grin, “Opening the Cat Wonderland is indeed profitable. This gives 10 300*2 experience points at once.”

Zhao Yao quickly tapped to redeem it. The experience points board on the panel immediately became:

Book: Level 7 (21 777/50 000)

Matcha: Level 8 (7810/50 000)

Elizabeth: Level 9 (2600/100 000)

Dust Ball: Level 9 (1900/100 000)

Ares: Level 8 (1900/50 000)

Lucifer: Level 7 (2000/20 000)

Sphynx Cat: Level 7 (2000/20 000)

Catherine: Level 6 (0/10 000)

“Can I level up my supercats now?” Zhao Yao thought for a while. He was not in a rush to level up now so he went on to look at the catmint market’s payout.

The catmint market had reached a shocking 45% of the market share, giving Zhao Yao a total of 45 consecutive chances to draw rewards.

“Amazing!” Zhao Yao’s heart burst with happiness at the payout and immediately grabbed Red Packet, hugging him in his arms as he drew a ten-combo first.

10 experience points earned

50 experience points earned

5 experience points earned

50 experience points earned

1 packet of Spicy Cat Strips (10 strips)

1 packet of Spicy Cat Strips (10 strips)

1 packet of Spicy Cat Strips (10 strips)

Fragments of the Cat Prince Costume

5 experience points earned

10 experience points earned

Seeing the contents of the rewards drawn, Zhao Yao shook his head in dissatisfaction as he quickly drew another ten-combo. He did this for a few times before he used up all his chances to draw rewards.

He gained a total of 650*2 experience points, 7 packets of Spicy Cat Strips (70 strips) and 7 Cat Prince Costume Fragments. He had accumulated (11/80) of the Cat Prince Costume Fragments.

Looking at the rewards drawn this time round, Zhao Yao’s face soured. “There are a lot of Spicy Cat Strips but I didn’t even draw a single divine weapon. What kind of bad luck is this?”

“I can only wait for the next draw. I must try my best to raise the market share of the catmint market this month.”

Zhao Yao turned his attention to the experience points in the Book.

“Which cat should I level up?” Zhao Yao thought, “My plans for now is to develop my business in Jianghai and increase the market share. At the same time, I will continue to complete missions and earn experience points.”

“Next, I will be going to America to collect meteorite fragments,” Zhao Yao thought to himself. “Once I’m done collecting meteorite fragments, I will gain much more skill points and activate the Book’s so-called evolution function.”

“Anyway, I don’t have any tricky opponents to deal with now. I shall wait till after the next monthly payout to see if I should upgrade the supercats before I go to America.”

At that thought, Zhao Yao resisted the urge to level up his supercats. He unlocked his phone again.

Bam!

Zhao Yao grabbed the photo of Sphynx cat that dropped on him and said in exasperation, “Fine, fine, I’ll go do missions now, okay?”

…

The next day at Cat Wonderland, every supercat’s jaw dropped as they gaped at the cat in front of them.

“What the f*ck, where did this cat come from?”

“The Headless Horseman is truly amazing. He actually managed to get his hands on such a premium quality cat?

“How much is this newcomer worth? I want to keep her as a mistress!!”

The burning stares of desire from the supercats around Kun Wu made her frown slightly. However, she was assured at the thought of her own superpower.

She followed Matcha’s pace obediently as they walked to Zhao Yao’s office.

Matcha observed the shocked looks on the supercats around them and his heart sank, “Humph, this YYJH[1] Zhao Yao found outside actually had the gall to come to Cat Wonderland.”

…

At the same time, outside Cat Wonderland…

The father ragdoll cat, Caesar, stared at the metal block in front of him and wondered curiously, “When did this sculpture appear?”

At that moment, the mother ragdoll cat, Catherine, walked over and told Caesar, “What are you looking at?” She glanced contemptuously at the mechanical cat in front of her and continued, “Haven’t you heard? The female cat that Zhao Yao had a fling with in OX city found her way here. Zhao Yao called her into his office the moment she arrived.”

“Ah?” Caesar exclaimed, “Doesn’t that mean she’s the lamb entering a tiger’s den?”

[1] Coquettish bitch