Am I A God?

Zhao Yao studied the message from the God of Death and thought, “Four days later?” He deleted the message silently.

“I have to work extra hard. Before attending the Ivory gathering, I have to upgrade Lucifer or Sphynx cat.”

After Zhao Yao delegated his tasks to Dust Ball and Red Packet he returned to his chivalrous deeds.

“However…” Zhao Yao abruptly turned his head and swallowed himself into the Extradimensional Belly. “Let Sphynx cat and Lucifer help me in the mission.”

Zhao Yao found Sphynx cat and Lucifer and explained the situation to them. After that, he gave them the rights to accept missions and shared his experience of helping others.

“Continue to work hard and try to upgrade your level.” Zhao Yao turned his head to look at Lucifer and said, “Lucifer, you are only a few hundred points from the next level. Work extra hard. If you can upgrade to the next level within four days, I will reward both of you with a large red packet.”

After Zhao Yao left, Sphynx cat looked puzzled at Lucifer’s exclamation mark and recalled Zhao Yao’s teachings. He asked, “Do you need any help?”

Lucifer gazed at Sphynx cat and said, “Are you able to give it to me?” After a few days of cuddling by Zhao Yao, Lucifer had gained back to his original addiction—the pleasure of the toxic effects of regeneration.

Lucifer explained to the befuddled Sphynx, “Give me a punch with all your might. Better yet, slap me so hard that my brain explodes.”

Sphynx cat said, “… I am not interested.” He turned to leave, however, Lucifer held onto his thigh and shouted, “Do not go Sphynx cat! Of all the cats, I wish for you to give me a beating. The way you practiced on the sandbag is very suave…”

Sphynx cat slapped Lucifer so hard that he flew out. Sphynx cat shook his head and said, “I have never encountered a cat that needed a good beating.” Sphynx cat obtained 10 experience points for completing the mission by Lucifer.

He decided to make his rounds in the Extradimensional Belly to see if other supercats required his help.

As he passed by the prisoners’ cage, he discovered two flashing exclamation marks from Rice Cake and Gaia who were serving their sentences.

Although it was already past the seven days given for completing the mission, Zhao Yao was concerned about the physical and mental well being of the two cats and had decided to reduce their time for playing online computer games.

Rice Cake squeezed her head through the metal bars looking extremely bored. Gaia was lying on her back with her paws in the air looking like a carcass.

Milk Tea knelt outside the cage, looking curiously at the two cats and asking, “Why are you inside?”

Rice Cake replied furiously, “I have already explained that we didn’t want to stay inside. Zhao Yao locked us up!”

“Oh.” Milk Tea nodded and continued probing, “Is it fun inside?”

“I will be d*mned if it is fun!” Rice Cake hollered angrily, “Why don’t you come in and try?”

Milk Tea shook his head. He stroked a small little rat by his feet as he said, “I prefer to watch from outside as it is more fun than staying inside.”

“This kitten!!” Rice Cake’s eyes flashed with animosity. “You little scumbag! You will be dead meat after I am released!” The body of Rice Cake shook rapidly. Even the cage emitted high frequency vibration sounds and her head became a series of blurred images.

Without the help of the Spicy Cat Strips, Rice Cake’s suffering was not severe enough to damage the cage via vibration.

After stopping the vibration, Rice Cake panted heavily. Abruptly, she gathered her wits and thought, “This little kitten may be silly but if I trick him into opening the cage won’t that be wonderful? No, the cage is restrained by the Deflective Field. He will be unable to open it but he can bring the computer here!”

Rice Cake softened her stance and asked Milk Tea gently, “Milk Tea, are you able to help your sister for a bit?”

“No.” Milk Tea shook his head and said, “Master Zhao reminded us that the two cats in the cage are willing to do anything to get online so don’t help them.”

“A**hole!!” Rice Cake gritted her teeth and was thinking about other solutions when Sphynx cat came to them and looked at her, asking, “Do you need any help?”

Sphynx cat broke open the cage and Rice Cake and Gaia rushed out. Gaia thanked Sphynx cat and bolted towards the computer. Rice Cake sneered as she walked to Milk Tea. “Little kitten, remember what I said? When I am released, I will not let you go!”

When Milk Tea gazed at the approaching Rice Cake, he remembered Matcha’s teachings.

…

“Brother Matcha, how do I become the most powerful supercat?”

“Brother Matcha, please I beg you, teach me to become stronger.”

Matcha looked seriously at Milk Tea and said, “Well, Milk Tea, since you have pleaded with me and followed me for a while, it is time for me to teach you a secret self-preservation technique.”

…

Milk Tea pointed to the back of Rice Cake and shouted, “Zhao Yao is here!!”

“What?” Rice Cake was so frightened that her legs became weak and she fell to the ground, shouting, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! I didn’t intend to come out. I am out to capture the escaping Gaia!” She turned her head to look and discovered that Zhao Yao was nowhere in sight.

“Am I being fooled?” Rice Cake turned her head and discovered that Milk Tea had fled far away with the rat in his mouth.

“Ah! You are dead! You are so dead! I am going to shave all your fur!” Rice Cake stood up and chased after Milk Tea. “This is infuriating!”

Rice Cake and Gaia discovered to their dismay that they were once again being locked in the cage by Sphynx cat. Rice Cake looked at him and asked in astonishment, “What are you doing, Sphynx cat?”

Sphynx cat replied, “This is called repeating assistance as taught by Zhao Yao.”

Zhao Yao came to a university town. The university was a better place for cats to survive as there were more food, girls, and cat lovers who were willing to feed stray cats. As such, university cats had a better life than normal regional cats and their fur and size looked healthier too.

After the appearance of supercats, the university town became a popular breeding ground for supercats.

Zhao Yao came here to capture an apostle for his mission.

In the canteen, more than ten male undergraduates were gulping down their meals.

“Song Tie, you are awesome. You scored seven goals within ten minutes. Without you, we would have lost.”

“Yes, Song Tie, are you going for professional team training?”

“With your talent, you will be a professional player in no time. You may even lead the national soccer team to the World Cup!”

A tall and dark boy smiled and said humbly, “How can I lead the national team to the World Cup? You think too highly of me.”

As they were enjoying themselves, Zhao Yao walked over, gazed at Song Tie and said, “Hey, did you steal a cat?”