Am I A God?

“Lucifer!” Zhao Yao held Lucifer’s face and asked, “Lucifer, how are you? Lucifer!”

Lucifer was experiencing so much pleasure that the whites of the eyes showed. Looking at his condition, Zhao Yao said seriously, “The toxic effect of the regeneration is able to convert pain into pleasure. Lucifer is having so much pleasure now. That indicates his body is subjected to an extreme pain that it has not felt before.”

Roly Poly sized up the convulsing Lucifer with curiosity and said, “Because of the catmint? That catmint is able to cause great pain to cats? If that is the case, will cats want to buy such stuff?”

“That may not be.” Zhao Yao coldly said, “There are a lot of things in this world that will eventually cause pain, however people are still indulging in them.”

Looking at Lucifer in his arms, Zhao Yao furrowed his brows and said, “This cannot go on. If the pleasure continues, even if his physical body is healed by the rapid regeneration, it is unable to heal his mental condition. Lucifer may become insane.”

Roly Poly frowned and thought, “He is not insane now?”

Zhao Yao thought for a while and immediately activated his illusive magic. He placed his palm on Lucifer’s head. “Deprivation of Five Senses.”

At that instant, Lucifer lost his perceptive ability and the changes in his body were unable to provide pleasure. He stopped convulsing and he laid in Zhao Yao’s arms as though he was in a deep sleep.

After witnessing this scene, Zhao Yao confirmed his previous guess. “The catmint from the Big White cat causes strong addiction. A day without this catmint will cause discomfort to the body. That is why Preserved Egg declined our catmint and opted for that poisonous catmint.”

At this time, Zhao Yao’s eyelid abruptly jumped.

Lucifer’s loyalty decreased by one point.

Lucifer’s loyalty decreased by one point.

Lucifer’s loyalty decreased by one point.

Lucifer’s loyalty decreased by one point.

“D*mn cat, he knew I was the one who used the illusive magic and Deprivation of Five Senses.” Zhao Yao looked angrily at Lucifer, who was in his arms. “Although the toxic effect of regeneration is able to counteract pain, however, the pain becomes pleasure. As such, the poisonous catmint is still affecting Lucifer.

Other cats are yearning for this poisonous catmint under the influence of pain. One day without it will cause discomfort to the whole body. On the other hand, Lucifer is yearning after pleasure. He is so addicted to the pleasure that he will want to sniff the poisonous catmint even after its effect is gone.”

Looking at Lucifer’s decreasing loyalty, Zhao Yao sneered and said, “Other cats are not immune but my cat is immune.” He extended his finger and touched Lucifer’s brow chakra.

“Take my Great Flow of Idleness!”

At that instant, the Sixth Sense illusive magic erupted with full strength and transferred Zhao Yao’s current thoughts into Lucifer’s consciousness.

Zhao Yao’s Great Flow of Idleness was on par with Porn Tsunami and Pupil Dispersion. It was a strong attack based on the foundation of Elizabeth’s illusive magic.

Especially since the encounter with the Cat King of the West in the supernatural prison, where he had activated the Infinite Flow of Idleness, his magic had improved by leaps and bounds. It had reached a stage where it was unfathomable.

Zhao Yao rarely used the Great Flow of Idleness, as he was concerned that the victim would be trapped in a hopeless situation, upsetting the harmonious balance of the Heaven and Earth.

However, using it to save his own cat was no big deal. Zhao Yao activated the magic only for a short while. He looked at Lucifer in his arms. His loyalty stopped declining.

At this instant, Lucifer was too lazy to think, so it was impossible to lower his loyalty.

Zhao Yao simply sat in the wooden house. Elizabeth’s illusive magic required continual activation even after adding the latest skill points, which only added a delay of ten minutes. Zhao Yao decided to stay put and maintain Lucifer’s idleness until the effects of the catmint addiction subsided.

Bored, Zhao Yao grabbed Roly Poly who was beside him. He caressed his head and pinched his belly. Roly Poly squinted his eyes and revealed an enjoyable expression.

Zhao Yao said, “Roly Poly, why do I feel that you have gained weight? Have you been eating fried chicken in secret?”

Roly Poly immediately covered his mouth and said, “How can that be? I haven’t had fried chicken for a long time, Zhao Yao. Fried chicken is not tasty at all. I am eating Bai Quan’s cat meals every day.”

“Really?” Zhao Yao abruptly pried pinched open his mouth and sniffed forcefully. “Finger-licking original-flavored chicken, fragrant crispy chicken wing, New-Orleans barbecued chicken thigh? Even fried popcorn chicken?”

Zhao Yao pressed on Roly Poly’s skull and said, “Even I do not dare to eat so much junk food. You must be tired of living.”

Roly Poly immediately shouted, “Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, I do not wish to eat that much. However, I am unable to quit. A day without fried chicken and I feel uncomfortable all over. Even illusive magic is useless in my case.”

“Heh heh, let’s do it this way.” Zhao Yao squeezed Roly Poly’s neck and said, “From today onwards, 24 hours per day, you will follow me and won’t wander off within a limit of three meters. I want to monitor every meal of yours.”

Roly Poly was totally dejected. Zhao Yao helped Lucifer to quit his addiction and at the same time, whipped out a handphone. He intended to check the cat web for information regarding the poisonous catmint.

“If I can help Lucifer quit his addiction, this means that I can heal the cats that sniffed the poisonous catmint. I will also cut off the source of the poisonous catmint and our catmint will dominate the Jianghai market.”

Zhao Yao happily browsed the postings on cat web.

“Lilibet’s comparison before and after plastic surgery. This is your favorite broadcaster.”

“The aftersales service of the Cat King of the North is very bad, the goods have not been sent out even after 15 days.”

“Shocking, the Headless Horseman did not even take mercy on a newborn cat. 99% of cats do not know the cruel truth…”

Zhao Yao was amused by the previous two posts. The third one made him very unhappy. When he explored further, he was furious.

“Slander, this is pure slander.”

Zhao Yao pulled back his sleeves and started scolding the OP.

…

On the rooftop of a huge building, Matcha was laughing loudly as he looked at the posts. His paws cast shadows as he typed furiously on the phone keyboard. “Too slow, too slow, Zhao Yao, your typing speed is too slow.”

…

Zhao Yao furiously slapped the ground. As he looked at the increasing number of postings, he immediately contacted the Cat King of the North.

“Hello, help me freeze an Account-ID on a discussion board.”

The Cat King of the North immediately declined and said, “The cat web is the home of the supercats. All cats are equal. Nobody has special rights.”

“I will give you Elizabeth’s bathing water.”

The Cat King of the North replied, “Not possible to freeze his Account-ID, but I can ban him from posting.”

Roly Poly looked at the scene with astonishment. “Such a filthy deal behind the scenes and a tiny kitten is being silenced on the world wide web this easily! Can bathing water be used to make a deal? That is easier than getting cat litter.” At this moment, Roly Poly felt his thoughts deepening. He had discovered a new world paradigm.”

…

On the rooftop, Matcha looked at the popup in front of him, infuriated. “I’m banned from posting for 15 days? Based on what? An unscrupulous deal… must be a filthy-behind-the-scenes kind of deal. I’ll create another Account-ID to scold them!”