Am I A God?

“D*mn, the Sixth Sense illusion failed again.” Zhao Yao kicked the floor in a fit of rage.

In the game room, Matcha’s eyes dulled like a dead fish as he sprawled on the floor and gradually stopped breathing.

“D*mn it, this guy was lazy to begin with. Now that I gave him power, it’s like I’ve accumulated more and more idleness in him. He can’t even be bothered to live!” When Zhao Yao saw this, he immediately deactivated the Sixth Sense illusion, bringing Matcha back to his senses.

Matcha frowned, “Why do I feel like I saw a bright light appear before me just now? Zhao Yao, I feel like I saw my mother just now.” His eyes suddenly lit up, “Is a new superpower awakening in my body?”

“No, you’re just too tired and hallucinated. Don’t think too much,” Zhao Yao said as he stroked his head.

“If the Sixth Sense illusion doesn’t work, then I’ll have to try…” As he said that, Zhao Yao opened his mouth and spat out Old Cat.

“Old Cat, try brainwashing Matcha as quickly as you can. The objective of the brainwashing is… It’s very important, the faster you can do it, the better it is.”

Upon hearing Zhao Yao’s words, Old Cat’s eyes flashed and his fur stood on its edge in excitement. “Hahahaha, it’s finally my time to shine.”

He flew in an instant to Matcha’s ear, moving his mouth at lightning speed. Only the shadow of his mouth was seen to be moving.

“Supersonic Mysterious Incantation, I F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck…”

The light in Old Cat’s eyes glowed brighter and brighter and he thought to himself, “F*ck is a short, but formidable word. I’ve seen countless words in the world, but this is the only word that has limitless potential when spoken with increased frequency. It even has a deeper meaning to it. It alone is enough to express all the emotions in the world, making it the king of all words.

My supersonic mysterious incantation thus uses ‘f*ck’ as its root word, achieving a supersonic rate of 500 repetitions in a minute!”

Within a few minutes, Old Cat managed to input many different thoughts into Matcha’s consciousness, brainwashing him multiple times in a row.

“Done!” Letting out a deep breath, Old Cat looked at Zhao Yao who was standing at the side.

Zhao Yao stroked Old Cat’s head and said, “Good job, I will give you a red packet.”

Old Cat meowed and hi-fived Zhao Yao’s palm fervently with his paw.

Zhao Yao looked at Matcha and asked, “Hey? Matcha, how do you feel right now?”

“Don’t call me Matcha,” a cold glare flashed across Matcha’s eyes, “I am Chata Sato, a Scottish Fold from Tokyo.”

“Very good,” Zhao Yao laughed and started controlling Matcha to play the game.

Although brainwashing would have solved his loyalty problem, Zhao Yao did not dare to let Old Cat brainwash him. His only solution was to let Old Cat brainwash other supercats.

In the control room, the six-dimensional image flashed again, and the loyalty value suddenly became 120.

Kaede Hattori was astonished, “Mr. Yamada actually scored that high for loyalty? 120, the six-dimensional image can actually reach 120? Isn’t the maximum value of the six-dimensional image 100 points?” He looked at the hexagon on top of the six-dimensional image and saw that the side denoting loyalty had exceeded the range.

“Yeah, 120 is the secret threshold I set for a basic property, but I never thought that there would be someone who would actually be able to reach it. Maybe this guy was dreaming of the Special Higher Police even in his sleep?” Ah-Ri said with some disdain in his voice, “But the rest of his basic properties are so weak. If I raised a dog it would probably score better than him.”

Kaede Hattori shook his head and said, “Try reloading the image, I still think that these values are wrong. A fighting power of only 1 point is too low for a normal person.”

In the game room, Matcha bared his teeth and snarled, “Despicable Chinese men! You guys actually dared to infiltrate the Special Higher Police, I will destroy all of you!”

Matcha was subdued with a slap and Zhao Yao stroked his chin as he saw the message Gaia sent, “The value of the basic properties are too low?” His eyes lit up suddenly and he opened his mouth to spit out Sphynx cat.

“Old Cat, remove Matcha’s brainwash and brainwash Sphynx cat.”

At the same time, Zhao Yao lay on the floor, pretending to rest.

In the control room, Ah-Ri frowned, “He’s resting while playing the game. This guy is so enigmatic.”

Kaede Hattori thought about how he could have been investigating cases during this time and said amiably, “Maybe he’s too tired. Never mind, let him rest for 10 minutes. You can check on your superpower during that time. Don’t make any more mistakes.”

After a few minutes, Zhao Yao was seen sitting up again in the screen. Kaede Hattori and Ah-Ri’s eyes narrowed and became serious. “Prepare the test now.”

No one noticed that beneath Zhao Yao’s eyes faint strips of red light flickered subtly. He was controlling Sphynx cat to play the game.

On the other side, Kaede Hattori gasped in shock as he said, “Such high levels of basic properties actually exist?!”

On the six-dimensional image, the values had become: Fighting power 120, Intelligence 70, Charm 30, Loyalty 120, Luck 30, Chivalry 0.

“Fighting power of 120?” Ah-Ri exclaimed, “Doesn’t this exceed the basic capacity of a human body? Even the world’s boxing champion or soldiers from the super special forces have a fighting power of at most 80 or 90 points. He actually has 120 points?”

Ah-Ri cocked his said and continued, “Intelligence 70 points, this seems normal, just slightly higher than the average person. Charm 30 points, hah, that’s very suitable for a middle-aged uncle. Loyalty 120 points, that’s the basic property of a bodyguard, I suspect he might even be willing to die for the Special Higher Police. Luck, 30 points, this guy doesn’t seem to be very lucky, and Chivalry 0 points? Looks like this guy is pretty selfish.”

Kaede Hattori’s eyes gleamed brightly as he stared at Mr. Yamada on the screen as if he was looking at a rare gem. “Good, that’s good. I never thought that there would be a hidden talent like him in the Special Higher Police. His previous post was a serious waste of his talent. With a fighting power of 120 points and an intelligence of 70 points, giving him a supercat will definitely increase his fighting prowess immensely.”

“120 points for loyalty…” Kaede Hattori satisfaction grew the more he stared at it. A loyalty of 120 points meant that he could almost fully trust Mr. Yamada.

At the thought of this, Kaede Hattori immediately left the control room and walked to the game room excitedly.

Zhao Yao received this news and immediately made Old Cat remove the brainwash on Sphynx cat before putting him back in.

Kaede Hattori opened the door and went to hug Zhao Yao directly, “Mr. Yamada, from today onwards, you are our comrade. Starting tomorrow, you will be the captain of the first rank unit in the Special Higher Police. The specific arrangements will be made over the next few days. Let us work hard together to bring about the renaissance of this country.”

He had already led Zhao Yao out of the room. “Come, I will bring you to choose your supercat.”

Kaede Hattori led him to the laboratory which he had already prepared beforehand and said as he pointed to the three supercats on the table, “Here are Small Fire Ball, Sprout Ball, and Squirt Ball. They each have abilities relating to fire, plants, and water. Choose one of them. He will become your closest fighting partner in the future.”