Am I A God?

The siamese kitten opened her little mouth as she asked curiously, “Then why did you return here?”

Matcha loosened his shoulders and said, “Yes.”

Fishball assisted in elaborating, “His father hopes that he can return to take over the throne and he then resided beside me. He was here to borrow a book from me but little did he know he would be meeting a pretty lady like you.”

The siamese kitten smiled shyly, “You are humorous. What book does he want to borrow?”

“A brief history of time. He already had one in England but had forgotten to bring it here.” Matcha continued with an accent, “Yes, Fishball, do you have this book?”

From the cat’s toilet, a dog’s head vigorously extended out. With a face of anxiousness, he exclaimed, “Who wants to poop? Who wants to poop? I don’t know anything.”

Fishball, Matcha and the female were all taken aback. Fishball rolled his eyes and said, “Noodle, do you want to go wipe your mouth? You have messy things all over your mouth.”

Noodle was anxious, “This isn’t poop. This was when I ate cat food and it mixed with water.”

As Fishball looked at him escaping in great hurry, he answered the female’s astonished expression, “That’s our household’s sled dog.”

The siamese kitten replied, “Your household raises a dog?”

He relaxed his shoulders and replied surely, “The George family opened a snow park in Switzerland. I will be there with George every year to ski. I specially adopted one of the sled dogs from there.”

The siamese kitten answered with adoration, “You two are so kind.”

Matcha’s mouth widened in shock as he stared at Fishball. He shouted inside, “You can even come up with this?!”

Fishball replied, “Don’t spout nonsense. She is already interested in you, later you can bring her inside to talk more.”

At this moment, a rumble could be heard. Matcha looked towards the entrance and was delighted, “Another cat came?” When he turned his head, he saw a bewildered Fishball.

“What happened?”

Fishball hid in his room and shouted in his consciousness, “If a cat is looking for me, tell her I’m not around.”

Matcha nodded with uncertainty and told the female cat, “You wait for a moment, I will open the door.”

Who knew that once the door was opened, a gush of seawater pinned him on the wall.

The King of the South, Li Li, walked in. She coldly swept her eyes across the entire living room and stared at Matcha, “Where’s the scum, Fishball?”

Matcha was stunned and replied blankly, “You… You are the King of the South?” She was indeed the one who appeared in the battle and had the ability to create and control seawater.

Li Li stared coldly at him and said, “It’s good that you know who I am. You better tell me where Fishball is or I will drown you.”

“Haish,” Matcha sighed and as he looked at the water body surrounding him, he immediately pointed towards the room that Fishball entered and said, “He went in that direction.”

Li Li walked towards the room and as she passed by the siamese cat, she shot her a condescending look and said, “Slut.”

The siamese cat was angered, “Who are you scolding?”

Li Li immediately opened her mouth and spat out a mouthful of water which drenched her entire body.

“Ah!” The siamese cat was drenched and ran out with a shriek.

As he look at the escaping siamese cat which he had convinced, Matcha gasped and extended his paws in her direction. With a look of regret, he said, “Don’t go.” It was a pity that his lower body was engulfed by Li Li’s water body and he was unable to go after her.

Matcha could only watch her leave and after Li Li bashed into the room, there was incessant screams and sounds of things breaking.

A phone gradually floated towards the room which Fishball and Li Li were in. There was a faint sound that went, “Life is interesting. I must record every detail down.”

The Scottish Fold who was brought here by Fishball, Cheese, went up and shouted, “Fishball, are you okay?”

Fishball walked out bruised and replied with a bitter expression, “I am fine. I just slipped and fell.”

The water body surrounding Matcha evaporated in an instant.

Li Li smiled and said, “I’m sorry, I was too impulsive. I thought Fishball committed a mistake again.”

The individual conversations they had after that were all held in their consciousness.

Matcha looked at Li Li with shock and then stared at Fishball. He shouted at Fishball crazily in his consciousness, “Fishball? You hooked up with the King of the South?”

Fishball replied bitterly, “If I knew that she was so violent, I wouldn’t have bothered.”

Cheese directed her thoughts at Fishball, “You’ve settled this female already? Do you need me to help you with her?” Fishball had been helping him search for his sister these few days and he was immensely grateful.

Fishball immediately shook his head and replied, “It’s okay, it’s all within my control.” He patted Cheese on his shoulders and spoke to him out loud, “Cheese, don’t worry. We will definitely find your sister.”

Li Li looked at Cheese and Matcha scornfully. She then directed her thoughts at Fishball, “Two of them? Trying to use this trick to pick up chicks?”

Fishball replied, “Yes, they are trying to utilise females’ pity. They are scums and I couldn’t take it anymore so I specially came to stop them.”

Li Li warned him, “Fishball, you better stop interacting with them. If I find out that you use this method to pick up girls, I would rather die.”

Fishball’s eyes shone and shouted in his consciousness, “For real?”

“Drag you to die with me.”

Matcha, Fishball, Cheese and Li Li were standing together but were all communicating with their thoughts and had different outcomes.

Li Li glared at Matcha and Cheese and said coldly, “They look normal but are actually scums.”

Fishball was angered, “Yeah, I didn’t know they were like that. Li Li, let’s go and leave this polluted place.”

“Hold up,” Li Li replied, “I want to stay here to watch.”

Fishball was afraid he would be exposed and was anxious, “What do you want to watch? Let’s go.”

Li Li shot him a look and said, “What’s the rush? I want to stay here and stop them from hurting other females.”

Fishball proceeded to wipe cold sweat of his forehead.

Matcha scratched his head and couldn’t figure out what was going on.

As he watched Fishball accompanying Li Li to the side to converse, he helplessly directed his thought to Fishball, “Fishball, Fishball, when are you done with her? What am I supposed to do now?”

“Don’t worry,” While massaging Li Li, he replied, “I have already taught you my skills of picking up chicks. You just carry on with Cheese, there won’t be a problem.”

Matcha nodded and replied with determination, “Okay!” He walked towards Cheese and said, “We will act together now.”

Cheese nodded and smiled, “Thanks for helping me find my sister.”

“Instantly in the act? Professional, Fishball’s recommendation is indeed a professional.” Matcha’s eyes shone and continued, “Not bad, we need to try out best to find your sister.”