Am I A God?

Inside KFC, Xiao Ming was wearing an overcoat which he picked up. He lowered his head and found a seat.

Initially, he had owed a lot of debts. Just last month, he managed to attain support of Matsuo to become the salesperson on the lending company. He even became the best-performing salesperson during his first week of work.

Who knew that Matsuo would run off on his second week of work and the lending company shut down. He didn’t even received his pay for the first month, let alone his commission. He was even chased by clients which he had sold the financial product to.

“Sigh, I’m such a wastrel. I might as well just kill myself.”

At this moment, a steaming hot hamburger was placed in front of him. Xiao Ming lifted his head and subconsciously blurted, “I don’t have money for…”

But he saw Black Panther smiling at him, “Eat up, my good brother. Thanks to you, I don’t have to pay back what I borrowed from guys from my hometown. I am working here, this hamburger is leftover from today. I have paid for it.”

Xiao Ming was touched as he chewed on the burger. He thought to himself, “In the new year, I must slog it out to earn money and become the richest in this world.”

…

Xiao Yu who was initially accompanying her parents to watch the Spring Gala Festival at home fell asleep. Her parents carried her back to her bed. While drooling, she kept murmuring, “I will grow up to become the prettiest in this world.”

Fishball and Noodle finished eating the canned food that was specially fed to them on New Year’s eve. They lay down quietly on Xiao Yu’s bed and fell asleep quickly.

Fishball’s legs hung in the air as he kept murmuring, “I’m God of the Sun…”

Noodle lay on the floor and rested his head on his paws. His nose suddenly twitched, “Who pooped?”

…

Zhao Yao was having reunion dinner with his family. After which, he drove back home. If it wasn’t for his family needing to use the car which required him to drive over, he would have came through the extradimensional belly.

After nearing his residential area, he found that the barricade was open and there wasn’t anyone to be found in the security office.

He raised his eyebrow curiously, “Didn’t they mentioned that there would be someone on duty today? He went for reunion dinner too?” After thinking for a while, he could understand and it wasn’t a big issue. He then parked his car and headed up.

Not within his field of vision, the security guard was already fast asleep on the floor in the security office.

Zhao Yao opened the door and was expecting to see a crowd. However, there wasn’t one and once he stepped in, he almost stepped on Uncle Egg who was lying there.

With a few more steps, he noticed that the steamboat was already emptied and there were various sauces on the table. The beef, mutton and fish were already consumed.

The supercats were all lying on the floor, sound asleep. Even Baiquan and Hanako went back into the room to sleep.

“Sleeping right after eating…” Because it was the new year, Zhao Yao didn’t wake them up. He went to clean up the dishes by himself. After showering, he let out a yawn.

“I was busy the whole day, I shall sleep early too then.”

He was lying in his room and shut his eyes. As he was falling asleep and right before he managed to, there was a sudden and sharp brightness and he couldn’t help but opened his eyes. It was a white ceiling appearing in front of his eyes and there was a lingering smell of disinfectant. He lowered his head and realised that he was in a hospital rom.

“Eh? I was sleeping in my room, how did I appear here?” Zhao Yao rubbed his head and suddenly realised that he couldn’t move his body.

“Huh?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why can’t I feel my body?”

Zhao Yao realised that he could still shift his head and look around but he couldn’t move his body a singlet bit. Or it was because his brain still not conscious, he could only sense the surroundings. In his field of vision, he could only see the surrounding walls and the ceiling and couldn’t see himself lying on the bed.

“What’s going on!!!”

Just as he panicked, the door swung open and a person carrying fruits basket entered.

“Who is this?”

Zhao Yao stared at the person. He was exceptionally good-looking and as he casually combed his hair, he resembled a movie star.

Although he didn’t recognise this person, he still felt that he looked familiar.

At this moment, the person spoke, “You slept for almost 2 years right? Who would have expected that on the night before New Year’s, you placed your head into a pool of cat’s pee when you were laying on your bed. You almost drowned. Why would there even be cat’s pee on your bed? Even though the medical team tried their best, you went into coma for almost 2 years.”

“Ah?! Is he speaking about me? That’s impossible, you’re just speaking to yourself right?” Zhao Yao’s consciousness shook and he could finally clearly see his state. Indeed, he was lying on his bed with this eyes shut and unconscious.

Zhao Yao shouted crazily in his consciousness, “How is this possible? Is this a prank? Why will I be lying in the hospital? What the hell is with almost drowning in cat’s pee? Is there any more embarrassing way of dying in this world?”

The man in front of his bed sighed and held onto his hand, “Brother, will you wake up? I will get married in a few days, it would be great if you could attend my wedding.”

“Brother?” Zhao Yao was taken aback. He looked carefully at the man before his bed and felt cold sweat all over his body. “This face… This face… This guy is Zhao Xue? Why did she become a guy after 2 years? What’s this joke, what did you do over the 2 years?”

“I really wish you could see me now,” Zhao Xue held onto Zhao Yao’s hand, “Your sister had became a true man. No matter the top or bottom, I’ve fully became a man.”

“F….!” Zhao Yao was shouting crazily in his consciousness and his body began shaking. Zhao Xue was pleasantly surprised and exclaimed, “Brother, you are awake?”

Zhao Xue shouted in the direction of the door, “Aunt Xiao Yu, my brother moved!”

“What?” The door swung open. A 1.8 metres tall, 36D breasts size, small face and big eyed girl walked in. She looked at Zhao Yao and said, “Zhao Yao? You are awake?”

Zhao Xue was shocked, “There’s blood flowing from the corner of his mouth?”

Zhao Yao was shouting in his consciousness, “What joke is this? How could this be Xiao Yu? Within the span of 2 years, you couldn’t even become like this after injecting hormones daily. This is changing entirely into another person right?”