Am I A God?

Fish Ball and Zhao Yao stared at Noodle with a look of disdain as if he were a trash.

Zhao Yao commented, “That guy seemed like he was enjoying the entire process.”

With shock clouding his features, Fish Ball replied, “Hmph, I even noticed a smile on his face while he was eating all that shit.”

Zhao Yao replied, “I guess it’s true that dogs really appreciate eating shit.”

Fish Ball gave a one-word reply, “Disgusting.”

Zhao Yao tagged along,” Scumbag.”

Woof! Woof! Woof! The husky started jumping up and down, eager to come to his own defense, “No, I do not enjoy eating shit at all! Fish Ball, you have to trust me!”

Pshh! Fish Ball simply spat in Noodle’s direction and gave Noodle a death glare before whispering, “Rubbish.”

“That’s enough!” Noodle’s body locked with rage as he exclaimed, “Is there anything wrong with a dog eating his own shit? Can you blame me for enjoying this? You will also fall in love with this when you become a dog yourself!”

“I never expected you to be so disgusting.” Fish Ball instantly cocked his head away from Noodle and towards Zhao Yao. He then tapped on Zhao Yao’s calf and pleaded with tears welled up in his eyes, “Human, could you kindly release me from this leash. I need to leave this place immediately! I must stay away from that perverted dog.”

Bam! Zhao Yao’s palm simply flew across the sky before it landed on his cheeks. Zhao Yao retorted, “Don’t act all friendly with me. Don’t you have an owner? Why do you have to cheat other’s money in front of a cinema? Tell me everything. I expect no lies if not …”

Zhao Yao glanced at the husky who continued to relish the residual shit on his lips and could not help but roll his eyes. Zhao Yao continued demanding, “If you lie to me, I’ll flood your mouths with soil and dirt.”

Boom! Fish Ball had instantly collapsed to the ground with his finger pointing in the husky’s direction, “This perverted dog forced me to do it. Originally, I was an extremely obedient domestic cat. I used to live a peaceful and blissful life. However, this dog led me astray.

Today, our owner instructed us to wait outside the cinema for her, but this dog forced me to participate in his fraud to cheat people’s money! Boohooo!”

“This stupid cat.” The husky stared at Fish Ball with a look of disdain from afar. He continued, “You don’t have to make things sound so bad. I am earning money using my own abilities. How is this even considered a fraud? Is there any law in the constitution which states that dogs are not allowed to beg on the streets?”

Amidst the blabbering and arguing, Zhao Yao had somewhat understood the entire situation. Most probably, their owners had sneaked off for a movie, while leaving his pets here. In the end, this husky decided to bring the American Shorthair along when he went begging for money.

“Their owner is too careless. How can he just leave his pets out in the public alone? Isn’t he afraid that they might get into some sort of trouble?” Zhao Yao wiped off the sweat accumulating on his forehead and asked, “So what powers do the two of you have?”

“I recalled this cat being able to project light, so is your power somewhat related to light?” Zhao Yao stroked his chin thoughtfully and deliberated, “Don’t tell me it can only project light? I don’t believe that is such a useless ability. Or does it have something to do with a laser?”

Zhao Yao was even more curious about the superdog’s ability since it was his first time meeting a superdog amongst the sea of supercats.

However, the pair of cat and dog would not divulge a single piece of information regarding their superpowers regardless of how hard Zhao Yao tried prying for it.

Just when Zhao Yao intended to continue grilling them, Elizabeth ran out of patience and craned her head out of his oversized jacket. She retorted, “Zhao Yao, do you have any sorts of time management skills at all? The movie is about to start in two minutes time! Are you not interested in bringing me in?”

“Alright, alright, aren’t we leaving already?” Zhao Yao glanced at the pair who remained tied to the barricade as he made his way into the cinema with Elizabeth hiding inside his clothes. His plan was to send Elizabeth in before he came out for the pair of them.

His objective was to talk to their owner and remind him how dangerous it was to adopt such a nonchalant attitude when raising these intelligent pets.

Since Elizabeth’s head popped out of Zhao Yao’s clothes, Fish Ball’s eye had already been glued to Zhao Yao’s body. He did not even blink until Zhao Yao disappeared behind the doors into the cinema.

The husky noticed Fish Ball’s lustful smile and sneered, “Fish Ball, can you wipe away the saliva all over your lips?”

Fish Ball raised his paws and immediately wiped his face from all the saliva. His heart had skipped many beats as he thought, “Is that … Princess Qian? No, she is extremely similar to Princess Qian but they are not identical. I never expected to meet such a beautiful cat in my lifetime.” Just the thought of Elizabeth sent saliva trickling down his lips again.

“He has gone retarded.” The husky stared contemptuously at Fish Ball before he began tugging at the leash attached to his neck.

…

On the other hand, Elizabeth had successfully sneaked into the cinemas by hiding inside Zhao Yao’s jacket and the concealment provided by her illusion.

A giant smile had never once faded since Elizabeth set food into the cinemas. She was filled with curiosity and anticipation with everything that she saw, be it the popcorn dispenser, the ticketing counter, the movie posters or even the large screen monitors.

Everything seemed so new and exciting since it was her first visit to a cinema.

Her eyes shot out beams of excitement when she saw how popcorn literally popped out of the machine. She could not hide her excitement as she slapped against Zhao Yao’s chest, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! I want to eat that! Popcorn!”

Zhao Yao curled his lips and replied, “This is bad for your health. I will simply replicate the taste with your illusion.”

“No!” Elizabeth was adamant on savoring the freshly popped popcorn on her tongue. Her white meaty paws continued ramming against Zhao Yao’s chest as she insisted, “I want to eat popcorn! I want to eat popcorn! I want to eat popcorn!”

“Alright! Alright!” Zhao Yao could not take her ceaseless begging anymore and give in to her request by buying a large popcorn.

Finally, they had made their way to their seat. Zhao Yao observed the blue-eyed Elizabeth staring exuberantly at the screen and could not help but smiled.

“Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Why is there nothing on the screen?”

“The movie has not started yet. Just wait for a while more.” Zhao Yao’s eyes swept across the cinema and realized that he was caught in a sea of teenage girls.

He rolled his eyes and muttered, “This is really Tiny Times.”

Before the movie even began, Zhao Yao had left an instruction to Elizabeth, “Elizabeth, just stay on your seat obediently. I’ll go out and take a look at the pair of superdog and supercat. I’ll be back when the movie ends to bring you home.”

Elizabeth simply waved her hand instinctually as she replied nonchalantly, “Okay.” Actually, all her attention had been focused on the bright screen in front of her.

In everyone’s eyes, Elizabeth was simply Zhao Yao.

Zhao Yao ran out of the cinema before he slowly crept towards the pair of them. From afar, he was greeted by the scene of them tugging and biting on their leashes. Evidently, they were trying to escape.

However, what caught Zhao Yao attention wasn’t their behavior, it was his favorite exclamation marks floating on top of their heads.

“Time to harvest some experience!” Zhao Yao cackled before he turned himself into an orange cat before he sauntered in their direction.

“Hey, how are you, I am Matcha. Is there anything that I can help you with?” The orange cat asked with an amiable smile.

The husky grew extremely excited when he noticed this orange cat’s appearance. He started jumping towards him and exclaimed, “Supercat? Quickly come here and help me! I am King Hanada of Hanada district. If you can get me out, I will reward you with a lifetime worth of cat food. When I become Cat King of Jiangmen City, I will crown you my general!”