Am I A God?

Zhao Yao replied, “Isn’t that enough? I remembered watching on television that someone managed to fold one square of toilet paper eight times. This means you get eight chances. Why are you so greedy?”

“I must remain calm. The number one rule for all fights is to remain calm,” Lin Chen gritted his teeth and tried his best to compose himself. He repeated, “But I’m the one who brought the paper in.”

A 1 dollar coin rolled out from below the door, “That should be enough.”

“This guy!” Lin Chen’s lips drew into a snarl as he picked up the 1 square of toilet paper and stared at it helplessly, “Wait till I finish cleaning my butt.”

Just when Lin Chen was about to finish cleaning, Mango which was hidden inside Zhao Yao’s cat bag squinted his eyes and nibbled on his lower lip. Mango felt extremely uncomfortable.

The next moment, Lin Chen clutched his stomach and mumbled, “Don’t tell me there’s more.”

Chills went down Lin Chen’s spine, and he experienced goosebumps all over his body.

“No, this cannot be controlled by willpower alone,” Lin Chen frantically knocked on the cubicle’s door and shouted, “Get out now! Didn’t I enter the toilet first? Get the hell out of my cubicle right now!”

Zhao Yao paid no attention to Lin Chen’s demand and had no intention to open the door.

“Don’t blame me!” Lin Chen squinted his eyes and rammed his left leg against the door.

The door swung opened with a loud bang. However, something happened in an instant, and he was squatting outside the cubicle like what happened previously. He turned around to the door behind him and saw the door hanging loosely on its frame. However, the door remained firmly shut.

“What happened?” Lin Chen could not believe his eyes and thought, “I’m sure I kicked the door open just now. What exactly happened?”

Splashing sounds continued erupting from that cubicle, and Lin Chen could sense an evil presence inside it.

Lin Chen’s brows knitted together as he concluded, “This guy has an extremely powerful ability.”

A rumbling sound erupted from Lin Chen’s belly, and his face turned instantly white. He shouted, “It’s coming out now!”

In his moment of desperation, Lin Chen’s vision turned blurry for a second.

During the time freeze, Zhao Yao had wiped off the sweat from his forehead and declared, “Finally done!” He looked at Lin Chen who was in so much agony that his entire face was drenched in sweat. Zhao Yao looked at him and smirked, “Can’t you just wait for a short while? Aren’t you embarrassed to call yourself a police officer?”

Zhao Yao had recognized him as the police officer he met during the previous encounter with killer cat.

Zhao Yao dragged Lin Chen into the cubicle and adjusted him to a squatting position, similar to just now. He carried his cat bag and disabled his power before leaving the toilet.

When time resumed, Lin Chen found himself squatting in the cubicle. He released his control, and the splashing sound returned. He finally relaxed the muscles in his body which stopped him from shitting outside the cubicle.

“Finally!” Just when he thought that all was well, he looked around and exclaimed, “Did the person use up all the toilet paper?”

Zhao Yao had a spring in his legs as he returned to his Panamera. On the way there, he saw lots of people clutching onto their stomach and were rushing to nearby toilets. This was followed by agonizing cries.

Zhao Yao turned his head and saw a man lying outside the toilet. Both his legs were close together, and he was shaking like a leaf.

This was just the beginning. It was dinner time, and there were numerous customers in the restaurant. When Zhao Yao walked past them, he realized that all their faces were ashen and were trembling from head to toe.

Soon enough, all of them dashed into the toilet like the horde of zombies from The Walking Dead. However, not all of them could control as well as Zhao Yao.

When Zhao Yao left KFC, there was already a queue to the toilet. Some were squatting on the floor while others lay on the floor, unconscious. Some even leaned against the wall with a look of despair.

Strange noises erupted from the toilet. An intense stench instantly enveloped the entire restaurant. There were stains on the walls and floor of the bathroom.

Inside the cubicle, Lin Chen who was busy finding some toilet paper shouted, “Get out! All of you get out!”

“I’m a police officer!”

“What’s happening?” Zhao Yao was flabbergasted by this unbelievable scene. He immediately dashed out of the restaurant.

This incident was reported on the following day’s news. Even though KFC gave a detailed explanation of the hygiene standards which they adhered to and offered an apology to all affected, their business was still affected. Lin Chen was one of the victims of this incident.

Zhao Yao knew that logical reasoning could not explain the matter. He knew that there was a supercat behind the entire saga. However, the only cat in the restaurant was Mango which meant …

He looked at Mango which was sitting comfortably in the bag and asked, “Mango, are you responsible for this?”

Mango did not seem to understand Zhao Yao’s words as he just stared at Zhao Yao with a clueless expression.

“It cannot talk? Or is it intellectually challenged?”

A line appeared between Zhao Yao’s brows when he suddenly recalled Elizabeth’s introduction of Mango.

This British Shorthair was somewhat intellectually challenged either because of his genes or something happened during puberty.

No matter what, Zhao Yao could not bring Mango for sterilization today. He had to bring him back and observed him carefully.

Zhao Yao only managed to understand Mango’s ability after a few days of close observation.

Whenever Mango tried to control his shit, the animals surrounding him, including humans, would be affected. They would have an intense urge to shit as well, as though they could do it on Mango’s behalf.

If Mango were not controlling his shit, he would not have any special power and would be similar to any other cats.

Matcha saw Zhao Yao returning with Mango in his arms and asked, “What happened? Aren’t you bringing him for sterilization?”

Zhao Yao gave a lopsided grin and replied, “I think this guy has also awakened his superpower and it’s an extremely troublesome power. I’ll have to bring him home for further observation.”

“Huh?” Matcha could not believe his ears and shouted, “This guy? He cannot even speak and even peed all over the café during estrus.”

“No.” Elizabeth observed the British Shorthair in front of her and commented, “It might be because of his extremely low IQ. Do you remember the incident where Mango peed into your food bowl? I have suspected that Mango still cannot remember the location of the toilet.

The reason he peed all over the café was not that of estrus but because he is too stupid.”

“He is too stupid?” Matcha was left speechless by Mango. He asked, “Isn’t the awakening supposed to increase our intelligence?”

“I’m afraid if the intelligence was too low to start with, the awakening would not have much visible effects on it.” Elizabeth squinted her eyes and believed that was what happened to Mango.